All of the facts that follow are true, unlike the many lies that accompany them.
Gerson
was born in 1972, just east of the Sea of tranquility, the largest of four
children. Upon arriving in America with the crew of Apollo 17, he was quickly
heralded as the third Beatle. After dropping out of high school at the
age of forty, he completed work on the Trans-Siberian Railrod. Upon completion
of his studies at the University of Buffalo, he began work as the Algerian
Minister of Agriculture. Many of his reforms still stand today. It was
after leaving Algeria that he was unable to remember where he left his
keys, and consequently wrote most of Stephen King's earlier novels. Artistic
differences led to the formation of a new band, where Gerson played keyboards
and drums, but he was forced to kick himself out of the band due to his
heavy lack of heroin usage. After funding ran out, he denied the rumors
that were circling around him, several of them unfounded. In 1952, he and
Mimi Eisenhower retired to a small chalet in Wisconsin.