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Capped at Thu 11:02 AM.Thumbnail
Nosferatu says the Hash Slinging Slasher has it out for you.
Capped at Thu 10:58 AM.Thumbnail
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz.
Capped at Thu 10:43 AM.Thumbnail
We shun the non-haggis.
Capped at Thu 05:25 AM.pekejebe
Hoss, I really want my haggis.
Capped at Thu 03:40 AM.Tommys_Dad
Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.
Capped at Thu 01:09 AM.flavio   
We are starting a hard core German punk rock band and we are calling it "Pube In The Tuna"
Capped at Thu 12:25 AM.cambria36
Stranded man on the wing asks, "What the f*ck are you lookin' at?"
Capped at Thu 12:24 AM.cambria36
"a bra and a covid mask" sung to the tune of "a rose and a Baby Ruth."
Capped at Thu 12:23 AM.cambria36
Well....this SUCKS.
Capped at Wed 11:46 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"For your consideration: 'The Last Time I Saw Paris'...shot on old equipment with pale colors just like 'Mad Men' would look if it were authentic. Martini?"
Capped at Wed 09:11 PM.amjoan
Do not forget that you promised to give me a massage later. I would like a happy ending.
Capped at Wed 09:03 PM.amjoan
Oh...... I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
Capped at Wed 08:22 PM.amjoan
Tony, I know you are faking. I only lightly pushed you down the elevator shaft.
Capped at Wed 08:14 PM.amjoan
Pigs in Space
Capped at Wed 08:09 PM.Tommys_Dad
High mileage, but still plenty of gas in the tank. Does windows. We'll start the bidding at fifty.
Capped at Wed 08:08 PM.amjoan
First we ban political cappers. Next, we admit them to PCA (Political Cappers Anonymous). Their obsession with politics is suspicious. "I agree, now can we watch Popeye"?
Capped at Wed 06:17 PM.Thumbnail
What? Your Beethoven decomposing story was just a joke?
Capped at Wed 06:15 PM.Thumbnail
Damn, the Dine-And-Dash SWAT team is STILL after us.
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