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Capped at Wed 11:02 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
.oO(Why didn't Timmy's mom take me to the d-e-n-t-i-s-t too?)
Capped at Wed 10:37 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Those may look like stars...but it's actually (a correctly spelled) me!
Capped at Wed 10:27 PM.AlienInvastionFleet
"I'm writing you a prescription..." / "I bet you say that to all the girls." / "Actually, I do."
Capped at Wed 09:40 PM.pekejebe
Dear, you have a flat. Should I call Bicycle Repair Man?
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Capped at Wed 09:37 PM.pekejebe
Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!
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Capped at Wed 08:34 PM.chainsawX
what do you mean you dont have a shower
Capped at Wed 07:37 PM.cambria36   
Raise your hand if you need to take-a-pith.
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Capped at Wed 07:35 PM.cambria36   
Trying to peek under the bearskin.
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Capped at Wed 05:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Those who haven't been "disciplined" by Mistress Tsunade please step forward."
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Capped at Wed 05:04 PM.flavio   
Any friend of yours is a palomino
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Capped at Wed 04:58 PM.Tsunade   
Ohmigod! A Pekejebe washed up in that storm last night! This is the best beachcombing find ever!
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Capped at Wed 04:34 PM.DankDog
Today's Iron Chef secret ingredient: charred cadaver hands! *applause*
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Capped at Wed 04:32 PM.DankDog
Why yes they are B's, but my husband said after his raise I can go up a size or two.
Capped at Wed 02:18 PM.cambria36   
You're doing it wrong. First remove all clothing; THEN swing on the limb.
Capped at Wed 02:11 PM.cambria36   
Hollywood realism.
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Capped at Wed 02:10 PM.cambria36   
Sorry, Bobby. Maybe in a year or two you can join in on the gang-bangs.
Capped at Wed 02:08 PM.cambria36   
Weightlessness of space makes b.j.s nearly impossible.
Capped at Wed 02:06 PM.DankDog
It's my turn to play Donkey Kong!
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.