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Last caption at 08:27 PM / The current time is 05:15 AM
Capped at Fri 08:27 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Torgo? And Ortega?" "Yeah, who would've ever guessed it would come down to a dance fight?"
1 vote
Capped at Fri 08:24 PM.Tommys_Dad
And, if you've ever been ACKED BY MONS, you know how painful it can be.
Capped at Fri 06:29 PM.pekejebe
Really? Four hours?
Capped at Fri 05:21 PM.Odessii
"Peterson, how many racist slurs would you say is in this bowl of alphabetti spaghetti?"
Capped at Fri 05:19 PM.Odessii
"Ha, and those damn fools at the office said that gluing your shoulder to a lamppost couldn't be done!"
1 vote
Capped at Fri 02:38 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Really? Four hours?"
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Capped at Fri 02:27 PM.cambria36   
In "B.C." stick-it-to-me had a whole different meaning.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 12:46 PM.ROBOTCROWT
P.S We put the $10 in the top right-hand drawer so no burglars would know where to look for it..
Capped at Fri 11:01 AM.cambria36   
Marine D.I.
Capped at Fri 10:40 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Anybody seen the Admiral? Word is, the old fart's wandering aimlessly around the ship"
Capped at Fri 10:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
oO(What would Leon Redbone do?)
Capped at Fri 10:17 AM.Tommys_Dad
I was a lonely teen-age broncin' buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck, but I kew I was outa luck the day the music died.
Capped at Fri 10:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Mommy, have you seen the flagon with the dragon?" *Spit take*
Capped at Fri 12:56 AM.pekejebe
Val Kilmer as Nick Rivers: Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight. Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare.
Capped at Fri 12:53 AM.pekejebe
Looks up Hotaling in the dictionary: hmmm, a toy company, notable surname, stupidest person alive, group, or Edward Hotaling, dead at 75. This must be the one though - Hotaling Street.
Capped at Fri 12:50 AM.pekejebe
I tried to end hotaling, but it was too addicting.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:49 AM.Tommys_Dad
PS: END HOTALING
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.