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Tommys_Dad"Torgo? And Ortega?" "Yeah, who would've ever guessed it would come down to a dance fight?"
Tommys_DadAnd, if you've ever been ACKED BY MONS, you know how painful it can be.
pekejebeReally? Four hours?
Odessii"Peterson, how many racist slurs would you say is in this bowl of alphabetti spaghetti?"
Odessii"Ha, and those damn fools at the office said that gluing your shoulder to a lamppost couldn't be done!"
Tommys_Dad"Really? Four hours?"
cambria36 In "B.C." stick-it-to-me had a whole different meaning.
ROBOTCROWTP.S We put the $10 in the top right-hand drawer so no burglars would know where to look for it..
cambria36 Marine D.I.
Tommys_Dad"Anybody seen the Admiral? Word is, the old fart's wandering aimlessly around the ship"
Tommys_DadoO(What would Leon Redbone do?)
Tommys_DadI was a lonely teen-age broncin' buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck, but I kew I was outa luck the day the music died.
Tommys_Dad"Mommy, have you seen the flagon with the dragon?" *Spit take*
pekejebeVal Kilmer as Nick Rivers: Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight. Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare.
pekejebeLooks up Hotaling in the dictionary: hmmm, a toy company, notable surname, stupidest person alive, group, or Edward Hotaling, dead at 75. This must be the one though - Hotaling Street.
pekejebeI tried to end hotaling, but it was too addicting.
Tommys_DadPS: END HOTALING
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.