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Capped at Mon 09:51 PM.Tommys_Dad
Mary was definitely having one of those "heavy flow" months.
Capped at Mon 08:44 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
'I don't care what kind of massage he paid for. Find someone else to do it or refund his money."
Capped at Mon 08:24 PM.flavio   
You're not blind! Give me that cane!
Capped at Mon 07:14 PM.pekejebe
Hercules cannot have my tie and that's final.
Capped at Mon 06:19 PM.Thumbnail
But Hercules needs your tie.
Capped at Mon 06:19 PM.Thumbnail
While we're at it, let's buy a tie for Hercules.
Capped at Mon 05:51 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
.oO(Stipes with plaid? I'm going to have to report this!)
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Capped at Mon 05:31 PM.pekejebe
Just call me angel of the morning. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Capped at Mon 04:31 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Wait. We're not playing the 'star-crossed lovers' are we?
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Capped at Mon 03:44 PM.cambria36   
No thanks...I never drink wine while I'm taking a crap.
Capped at Mon 03:43 PM.cambria36   
At least put on a tie.
Capped at Mon 01:03 PM.Thumbnail
Please, call me Dot, passionately.
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Capped at Mon 12:26 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Dot? Hmmm. I like it. "Dot, 'Dot, what a girl I got. We get in the shower; it's already on hot.:
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Capped at Mon 09:58 AM.cambria36   
Her name? "Dot".
Capped at Mon 06:57 AM.Thumbnail
This is always falling off my Peugeot.
Capped at Sun 05:25 PM.Tommys_Dad
"I'll be waiting backstage, Mr Twitty."
Capped at Sun 05:23 PM.cambria36   
She's always wanted to tie-the-knot.
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