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Capped at Thu 12:11 PM.flavio   
Dance Fancy Boy!
     
     
Capped at Thu 12:09 PM.flavio   
Hey, my spurs go jingle jangle jingle just like everybody else!
     
     
Capped at Thu 09:13 AM.Tommys_Dad
o/` The movie wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot, we fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot. o/`
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:48 AM.KtmaMst3k
Unsupervised baby Vs Unleashed Dog in an exciting Death Match at 8pm.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:45 AM.KtmaMst3k
Talk to your doctor if your head turns in to an unsupervised baby.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:43 AM.mcgreaves
I was too late to sign Sherry's card because it was sealed, so I signed the envelope.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:43 AM.KtmaMst3k
Am I farting rainbows yet coach?
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:42 AM.mcgreaves
Death certificate of someone who viewed LibTurd's comments.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:39 AM.KtmaMst3k
You swim in sulfuric acid when LibTard comments.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Thu 05:39 AM.mcgreaves
I pee in my locker when LibTurd comments.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:19 AM.mcgreaves
I get indigestion when LibTard comments.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:18 AM.mcgreaves
LibTurd doesn't use a dictionary, because they mispelled "because" as "becuase".
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:07 AM.KtmaMst3k
Political captions are just like an illness that spreads in a hospital.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:04 AM.KtmaMst3k
I get athlete's foot when LibTard comments.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:04 AM.KtmaMst3k
I vomit brown liquid when LibTard comments.
     
     
Capped at Thu 05:02 AM.KtmaMst3k
I smoke green when LibTard comments in order to escape a boring reality.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:01 AM.KtmaMst3k
I drink napalm when I read LibTard's comments.
     
     
Capped at Thu 02:41 AM.LibTard
Yeah, build that wall! - Well, I'm voting against it becuase it's immoral. - Is it as immoral as, say, planned parenthood?
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