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Last caption at 12:41 AM / The current time is 02:48 AM
Capped at Sun 12:41 AM.flavio   
Vera Wang and Connie Chung walk into a bar. Guess what happens next
Capped at Sat 11:44 PM.Tommys_Dad
The power of my chin butt compels you.
Capped at Sat 11:34 PM.pekejebe
Hey you, kids and political capper. Get off of my lawn!
1 vote
Capped at Sat 11:30 PM.pekejebe
flavio told me not to furrow my brow and now I can't look up.
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Capped at Sat 10:33 PM.flavio   
Don't make me furrow my brow
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Capped at Sat 10:06 PM.HtomSirveaux
Excuse me, Madam, but that isnt a place to rest your boob.
Capped at Sat 09:26 PM.pekejebe
Shut up Meg!
Capped at Sat 06:48 PM.cambria36   
p.s. In a few more hours, I'll have my bag-of-quarters completely full.
Capped at Sat 06:47 PM.cambria36   
What "halo" ???
1 vote
Capped at Sat 06:39 PM.cambria36   
Old mother Hubbard.
1 vote
Capped at Sat 05:43 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Hmm, four hours you say."
Capped at Sat 05:40 PM.Thumbnail
Every successful sale begins with the old Harvard, I will stab you in the eye with my pipe, stare.
Capped at Sat 05:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
The rash didn't slow down Mary's sex life all that much.
Capped at Sat 05:35 PM.Thumbnail
Would you like soup or salad with your naked lunch?
2 votes
Capped at Sat 05:34 PM.Thumbnail
Heard of Rash Mary? Well, meet Blotchy Brenda.
Capped at Sat 04:33 PM.Thumbnail
I have a wheat penny, thats edible.
Capped at Sat 04:31 PM.Thumbnail
I will impress Rash Mary with my Electric Boogaloo dance moves.
Capped at Sat 04:14 PM.pekejebe
p.s. and don't spend it on that awful Rash Mary.
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