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Capped at Fri 11:09 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Why don't you downshift to slow down like I taught ya?" / "Well Dad, I figured out brake pads are easier to replace than transmissions."
Capped at Fri 10:55 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"e-Bay, or ot-nay to e-Bay. at-thay is the westion-Quay."
Capped at Fri 01:58 PM.Thumbnail
Whats that? Lyle Lovett says my hat is full of crap?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:55 PM.Thumbnail
Oops, somebody divided by zero.
Capped at Fri 01:53 PM.Thumbnail
Whats with all the blinking neon lights? / Vegas, baby!
Capped at Fri 01:51 PM.Thumbnail
And I see this Space Teen mistook gun for pillow.
Capped at Fri 01:40 PM.flavio   
Lyle Lovett thinks your full of crap
Capped at Fri 12:49 PM.flavio   
You know what they say - While all the other prime ministers might not, Theresa May
Capped at Fri 11:15 AM.flavio   
Left foot green, right hand red!
Capped at Fri 11:15 AM.flavio   
I'm going to shoot out that blinking neon sign with the gun under my pillow
1 vote
Capped at Fri 09:05 AM.Tsunade   
Hotel Film Noir... We'll leave a gun under your pillow and a blinking neon light on outside.
Capped at Fri 09:04 AM.Tsunade   
Dear God... why can't I stop writing all these political captions? No one likes them, yet I do it anyway.
Capped at Fri 01:42 AM.Tsunade   
Southern California, world renowned for its concrete farms.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:18 AM.LibTard
"I.. am... still... a... supreme... court... justice..." (collapses into powder))
Capped at Thu 09:55 PM.Thumbnail
Stupid Italian contraption, where is my coffee!
Capped at Thu 06:53 PM.cambria36
They're doing it wrong.
Capped at Thu 06:52 PM.cambria36
Son, when I said you're allowed to have pussy in the house...I didn't mean CATS.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 06:52 PM.cambria36
He's thinking, "Damn, if I had those I'd never wear a coat."
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.