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ThumbnailIronically this has never been ironed.
ThumbnailBut where are we going to get two Nigerians and a tuna sub at this late hour?
ThumbnailI love her so much that the permanent loss of circulation and gangrene in my arm seems a mere trifle.
flavio You want a glass of the Jazz Chowder?
AlienInvasionFleetThe last time I saw 'The Last Time I Saw Paris,' Paris was still on ST:Voyager.. (Actually, I never saw the movie.)
AlienInvasionFleet.oO(Hoo-boy is that some good heroin.) [Brought to you by RiffTracks.]
LibTard"Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Can I ask you about growing up with Bret Kavanaugh 30 years ago?" - "Sure, just as soon as you write an expose' about Keith Ellison abusing Karen Monahan 4 years ago."
ThumbnailDo you have something more sheer that will show off my pecs better?
ThumbnailEek gads, Hoss looks better in my tube top then I do.
ThumbnailKlingon lobster? We are going to need more drawn butter.
AleinInvasionFleetpI suppose the Enterprise galley has prepared Klingon Lobster for tonight's dinner?
LibTard"After decades of degrading critical thinking skills (thanks DoEd), we'll follow that media horse wherever it leads." - "I suppose, but does it really have to be just the horse's ass?"
LibTard"No evidence of Trump-Russian collusion in Mueller's report? We need to start planting more fake news now...got to keep Trump playing DoJ-Ball for another 2 years...maybe 6!"
LibTard"The Constitution is a living, breathing document. If we reinterpret the 25th Amendment as giving the DoJ power to remove an incapacitated president over his cabinet, then that's what it means...now."
flavio All the other wranglers are sayin' you're soft on cattle rustlin'
flavio Did you borrow my tube top and not return it?
flavio Here's to Festus, a hell of a pal, to every girls guy and every guy's gal. He's a brick, he's a topper, he can sing he can dance, and he frightens the horse when he lowers his pants
AlienInvasionFleet*POW* .oO(Damn mime! Forgot to take all his equipment home.)
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.