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Capped at Thu 03:39 AM.Tommys_Dad
Now cough.
Capped at Thu 03:38 AM.Tommys_Dad
"How do I know you're not one o' them land sharks?"
Capped at Thu 02:34 AM.Tommys_Dad
"I don't know why, but every time Cabanaboy farts, I pass out."
Capped at Thu 01:06 AM.LibTard
"Listen to me, people! We need a good ole Democrat-style recession...because your starving is better than another four years of Trump. We need homeless in Iowa too!" #PowerBeforeStability
Capped at Wed 07:24 PM.cambria36
I don't know why, but every time I fart my head flames up.
Capped at Wed 06:48 PM.Thumbnail
Yoko! / Ono! / Vera! / Wang!
Capped at Wed 06:42 PM.Thumbnail
Dont cry, Sarge, I gotta swim to Singapore, the dance troupe needs me.
Capped at Wed 06:38 PM.Thumbnail
Sure Im bitter, I returned the frilly dickey to the snack bar and the box office, but they just laughed at me and threw it back into my face. Yeah, Im bitter alright.
Capped at Wed 06:36 PM.flavio   
Please stop calling me Vera Wang
Capped at Wed 06:29 PM.Thumbnail
Little bird keeps popping out, cuckoo cuckoo, make it stop make it stop!
Capped at Wed 05:22 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Uh-oh. Well, no problem, I'll just return it to the snack bar of box office.)
Capped at Wed 04:20 PM.flavio   
You mean that guy that sings about going up to the country in a Kermit the Frog voice? Don't put that sh#t on.
Capped at Wed 04:09 PM.flavio   
Anybody mind if I put on some Canned Heat?
Capped at Wed 04:00 PM.flavio   
Excellent idea to cover our goiters with frilly dickeys!
Capped at Wed 03:15 PM.flavio   
"Ono! It's Yoko!"
Capped at Wed 03:00 PM.cambria36
Quick dip only, please...this is only a three-hour tour.
Capped at Wed 02:59 PM.cambria36
One of these days, Alice...boom/pow "to the moon."
Capped at Wed 01:55 PM.cambria36
Called his girlfriend a two-bit whore and she beat him up with her bag of quarters.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.