Login | Register
Latest Captions | Favorites Gallery
Welcome aboard. Go ahead and write a witty caption for the picture below and hit "CAPTION IT" to add it to our gallery. If you can't come up with something for this image, pick one from the gallery or just wait a few seconds and click the new thumbnail.
Jump to chat
Turn on your images. (Where applicable.)
Username:  
Your Caption:
O :
4
Recent grabs:
Last caption at 11:08 PM / The current time is 11:21 PM
Capped at Tue 11:08 PM.pekejebe
You sit on the other side of the substandard split screen technology. But, are you really there?
Capped at Tue 11:02 PM.pekejebe
No, there's no Amanda Huggenkiss here. Wait, is this unsupervised practical joker baby?
Capped at Tue 11:00 PM.pekejebe
Yeah Mary, you don't need me. You love yourself, you think you're grand. You go to the movies and hold your hand. You wrap your arms around your waist and when you get fresh, you slap your face.
Capped at Tue 10:36 PM.Thumbnail
But, senore, what good are the fancy pants without the bull, please, give us back the bull. You can keep the stupid looking hat.
Capped at Tue 10:29 PM.Thumbnail
Steve, you light up my life.
Capped at Tue 10:27 PM.Thumbnail
My doppelganger is a cheap Chinese ripoff.
Capped at Tue 10:23 PM.Thumbnail
We are too late, the toreadors have taken our pants.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:19 PM.flavio   
Si Si Senor, your pants are tore, you better go home and get some more!
Capped at Tue 06:30 PM.pekejebe
Okay ready. On the good ship lollipop. It's a sweet trip to the candy shop.
Capped at Tue 06:22 PM.pekejebe
Sure, right after we end Hotaling and that will never happen.
Capped at Tue 03:34 PM.cambria36   
Just the facts...they're all dead.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 03:33 PM.cambria36   
xxxing out ALL political captions and cappers.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 01:46 PM.Thumbnail
Are you my daddy? Well, lets get one thing perfectly straight, I hate being supervised.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 01:43 PM.Thumbnail
Dear Desk, remind me to get a diary.
Capped at Tue 01:03 PM.flavio   
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Capped at Tue 10:57 AM.Thumbnail
You promised overnight delivery of our lawn furniture!
3 votes
Capped at Tue 02:33 AM.pekejebe
Yes, now you can buy Political Capper Be-Gone Spray in the large, economy bottle.
Capped at Tue 02:09 AM.LibTard
oO(I'm not havin' sex with any of these boys until they knock over and spit on a statue of Thomas Jefferson. Oops. Did I say that out loud?"
Latest chat comments:     
Your Comment:
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.