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Capped at Fri 12:49 PM.flavio   
You know what they say - While all the other prime ministers might not, Theresa May
Capped at Fri 11:15 AM.flavio   
Left foot green, right hand red!
Capped at Fri 11:15 AM.flavio   
I'm going to shoot out that blinking neon sign with the gun under my pillow
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Capped at Fri 09:05 AM.Tsunade   
Hotel Film Noir... We'll leave a gun under your pillow and a blinking neon light on outside.
Capped at Fri 09:04 AM.Tsunade   
Dear God... why can't I stop writing all these political captions? No one likes them, yet I do it anyway.
Capped at Fri 01:42 AM.Tsunade   
Southern California, world renowned for its concrete farms.
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Capped at Fri 01:18 AM.LibTard
"I.. am... still... a... supreme... court... justice..." (collapses into powder))
Capped at Thu 09:55 PM.Thumbnail
Stupid Italian contraption, where is my coffee!
Capped at Thu 06:53 PM.cambria36
They're doing it wrong.
Capped at Thu 06:52 PM.cambria36
Son, when I said you're allowed to have pussy in the house...I didn't mean CATS.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 06:52 PM.cambria36
He's thinking, "Damn, if I had those I'd never wear a coat."
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Capped at Thu 06:50 PM.cambria36
Quit changing the channels.
Capped at Thu 06:17 PM.flavio   
She also has no clue how to hang art!
Capped at Thu 05:15 PM.flavio   
Where did you hide the Fiddle Faddle!?
Capped at Thu 05:08 PM.flavio   
The green pitches to the left. Just ever so gently tap it into the hole, Roger. You can do it
Capped at Thu 05:05 PM.flavio   
You can't slice your chicken on primetime
Capped at Thu 01:46 PM.Thumbnail
As a practitioner of the voodoo arts, let me slice the chicken.
Capped at Thu 01:43 PM.Thumbnail
Gladiators squirting Tab? Not on my end of Hotaling.
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