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Tommys_Dad"How do I know you're not one o' them land sharks?"
Tommys_Dad"I don't know why, but every time Cabanaboy farts, I pass out."
LibTard"Listen to me, people! We need a good ole Democrat-style recession...because your starving is better than another four years of Trump. We need homeless in Iowa too!" #PowerBeforeStability
cambria36I don't know why, but every time I fart my head flames up.
ThumbnailYoko! / Ono! / Vera! / Wang!
ThumbnailDont cry, Sarge, I gotta swim to Singapore, the dance troupe needs me.
ThumbnailSure Im bitter, I returned the frilly dickey to the snack bar and the box office, but they just laughed at me and threw it back into my face. Yeah, Im bitter alright.
flavio Please stop calling me Vera Wang
ThumbnailLittle bird keeps popping out, cuckoo cuckoo, make it stop make it stop!
Tommys_DadoO(Uh-oh. Well, no problem, I'll just return it to the snack bar of box office.)
flavio You mean that guy that sings about going up to the country in a Kermit the Frog voice? Don't put that sh#t on.
flavio Anybody mind if I put on some Canned Heat?
flavio Excellent idea to cover our goiters with frilly dickeys!
flavio "Ono! It's Yoko!"
cambria36Quick dip only, please...this is only a three-hour tour.
cambria36One of these days, Alice...boom/pow "to the moon."
cambria36Called his girlfriend a two-bit whore and she beat him up with her bag of quarters.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.