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Last caption at 05:06 PM / The current time is 06:25 PM
Capped at Mon 05:06 PM.pekejebe
I wouldn't even try.
Capped at Mon 05:05 PM.pekejebe
Sorry Mary, I can't marry you. I can't fit through the Stargate.
Capped at Mon 04:07 PM.Tommys_Dad
Conway Twitty!
Capped at Mon 02:52 PM.cambria36
Capped at Mon 02:51 PM.cambria36
..is well stocked.
Capped at Mon 02:19 PM.flavio   
Check it out Meemaw! I'm doing The Sprinkler Dance!
Capped at Mon 02:18 PM.flavio   
You're Soy Bomb??!!!??
Capped at Mon 02:16 PM.flavio   
Craziest thing I ever did? I ran onstage at the Academy Awards during a Bob Dylan performance and did shirtless interpretive dancing with the words "Soy Bomb" written on my chest. Google it.
Capped at Mon 11:02 AM.Thumbnail
Die autocorrect and stop screwing with me!
Capped at Mon 10:58 AM.Thumbnail
Its a telephone, you talk in this end.
Capped at Mon 10:57 AM.Thumbnail
Oh, pshaw, Jerry. Forget the intercut, lets runaway to Tahiti and work on our tan.
Capped at Mon 10:54 AM.Thumbnail
Crisis! I have no Columbus Day motif planned and the Italians will be here any minute.
Capped at Mon 10:44 AM.Thumbnail
Jerry, diagram this poop joke.
Capped at Mon 10:41 AM.Thumbnail
My parents went through the stargete and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Capped at Mon 10:37 AM.Thumbnail
Jerry, hand me the title sequence cleaner.
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Capped at Mon 06:12 AM.Tommys_Dad
Capped at Mon 05:58 AM.savoirferret
What the--Someone's peeing through the Stargate!
Capped at Mon 05:56 AM.savoirferret
The light is best here, in Utah. That's where we'll look for my lost contact.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.