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pekejebeI wouldn't even try.
pekejebeSorry Mary, I can't marry you. I can't fit through the Stargate.
cambria36..is well stocked.
flavio Check it out Meemaw! I'm doing The Sprinkler Dance!
flavio You're Soy Bomb??!!!??
flavio Craziest thing I ever did? I ran onstage at the Academy Awards during a Bob Dylan performance and did shirtless interpretive dancing with the words "Soy Bomb" written on my chest. Google it.
ThumbnailDie autocorrect and stop screwing with me!
ThumbnailIts a telephone, you talk in this end.
ThumbnailOh, pshaw, Jerry. Forget the intercut, lets runaway to Tahiti and work on our tan.
ThumbnailCrisis! I have no Columbus Day motif planned and the Italians will be here any minute.
ThumbnailJerry, diagram this poop joke.
ThumbnailMy parents went through the stargete and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
ThumbnailJerry, hand me the title sequence cleaner.
Tommys_DadTHROUGH THE STARGATE
savoirferretWhat the--Someone's peeing through the Stargate!
savoirferretThe light is best here, in Utah. That's where we'll look for my lost contact.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.