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Last caption at 06:52 AM / The current time is 07:25 AM
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Capped at Sun 06:52 AM.Tommys_Dad
Why the long face? For that matter, why the hockey hair?
Capped at Sun 04:32 AM.pekejebe
I live in the desert and I have a name. I just don't like my hairstyle.
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Capped at Sun 02:48 AM.flavio   
I'll have a Ruddy Faced Bunny Humper
Capped at Sun 01:53 AM.pekejebe
Yeah barkeep. Gimme a Lavender Kiss, with a spear of pineapple, a cherry and a little frilly umbrella.
Capped at Sun 01:43 AM.pekejebe
Please tell your brother to find somewhere else to poop.
Capped at Sun 01:41 AM.pekejebe
Jeb, when you whistled, all the doggies in the window began to bark.
Capped at Sun 01:39 AM.pekejebe
I am shocked at both of you. No comma after "News". What is this site coming to?
Capped at Sun 01:14 AM.flavio   
Your impression of me is feeble. I would never tuck my thumbs and whistle "How Much is That Doggie In the Window"
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Capped at Sun 12:24 AM.Tommys_Dad
What? No comma?
Capped at Sat 11:41 PM.Denniselata
News 2020
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Capped at Sat 10:41 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Whaddaya mean the Unsupervised Baby ain't a drink?"
Capped at Sat 10:33 PM.Thumbnail
I am feeling so Luke Skywalkery without a lightsaber right now.
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Capped at Sat 10:29 PM.Thumbnail
Today on My English Not So Hot... Tomorrow is a holiday. I have a very big bladder.
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Capped at Sat 10:04 PM.Thumbnail
Ayatollah, noah khomeini onah Monday.
Capped at Sat 09:58 PM.Thumbnail
Sir, please move your AMC Pacer, it makes our dumpster look bad.
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Capped at Sat 08:15 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?"
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Capped at Sat 08:09 PM.Tommys_Dad
Ah, it's Pekejebe, home from the END HOTALING rally.
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Capped at Sat 08:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
Frank's Red Hot Sauce you say... Mmmm, we should put this shit on everything.
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