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Capped at Sat 02:00 AM.pekejebe
Now, don't worry Mr. Jones. I am an experienced, licenced physical therapist. I just got my degree for $1.99 from the online We Touch 'Em Physical Therapy School.
Capped at Sat 01:57 AM.GaffeMaster
Kids & roaches love bouncing on my lap, playing with my hairy blond legs...ANYWAY...is this Ohio or 1 of them other states that end and begin with a vowel, Vanna? Send me money at Joe303330300033330.
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Capped at Fri 09:18 PM.cambria36
Damn...I'm on the 12-step program and there's only 11 steps here.
Capped at Fri 09:01 PM.Thumbnail
Make yourself comfortable while I slip into something sheer and revealing.
Capped at Fri 08:55 PM.Thumbnail
I can't find my Pepsi with these coke bottle glasses.
Capped at Fri 05:58 PM.pekejebe
Search party sent out to search for search party.
Capped at Fri 05:32 PM.pekejebe
I'm fine. I'm just a bit flibbertigibbet.
Capped at Fri 03:18 PM.Thumbnail
Im fine, just looking for my keys.
Capped at Fri 03:14 PM.Thumbnail
Dark Screengrab Esperanto Whisperer.
Capped at Fri 03:11 PM.Thumbnail
Did someone say snot slurping bozos? This is my lucky day.
Capped at Fri 01:28 PM.flavio   
My body can't process calcium. I'm having it removed on Monday
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:24 PM.flavio   
Whoa, since when do they let snot slurping Bozo hosers in here?
Capped at Fri 01:21 PM.flavio   
Got yer nose
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:19 PM.flavio   
Talky Tina learned how to curse at me in Esperanto from Duo Lingo!
Capped at Fri 12:19 PM.flavio   
Come on Abe, don't be whipped. Skip the theater and come have a beer with us!
Capped at Fri 06:31 AM.Nurse_Noir
I have a feeling they're about to break into song...
Capped at Fri 04:56 AM.Nurse_Noir
Elephants in the wild seek out the tender stems of young wind-up watches.
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