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Last caption at 12:16 AM / The current time is 01:44 AM
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Capped at Sat 12:16 AM.pekejebe
Yes fellas, because of my large sickle-shaped claws on my second toes, I was diagnosed with Velociraptor Syndrome. Most likely caused by not wearing a hat.
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Capped at Fri 08:30 PM.flavio   
I need a handicap parking sticker as I have T. Rex Syndrome
Capped at Fri 08:28 PM.flavio   
We heard you're leaving the seat down
Capped at Fri 08:09 PM.Thumbnail
With all this first party to the second party stuff, we are going to need more snacks and beverages.
Capped at Fri 08:03 PM.Thumbnail
Give it up, Mr. Stone Gas, your soul train pulled outta the station long ago.
Capped at Fri 07:57 PM.Thumbnail
Oh shoot, Clem, we just cut down one of them thar cell phone antennas.
Capped at Fri 07:07 PM.cambria36
Remember, Wanda...15 paces then fart in my general direction.
Capped at Fri 05:50 PM.pekejebe
I'm the 7th Jackson. Wiener Jackson III
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Capped at Fri 05:49 PM.flavio   
and you can bet your last money, it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey! I'm Don Cornelius, and as always in parting, we wish you love, peace and soul!
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Capped at Fri 05:47 PM.flavio   
I'm the 6th Jackson. Gummo Jackson
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Capped at Fri 05:44 PM.flavio   
Ever had Boom Boom Soup?
Capped at Fri 05:11 PM.pekejebe
You just made a boomboom? How old are you, two?
Capped at Fri 04:25 PM.Thumbnail
I am your Secret Santa, stop talking to the elf and sit in my lap.
Capped at Fri 04:21 PM.Thumbnail
I was the drumstick manager for Ringo.
Capped at Fri 11:59 AM.Thumbnail
A few more punctuations and my News,s 2020 mockup TV set will be ready for prime beef time.
Capped at Fri 11:57 AM.Denniselata
Happy New Year! 2020
Capped at Fri 11:54 AM.Thumbnail
My boom booms can beat up your boom booms.
Capped at Fri 11:51 AM.Thumbnail
*ding* Bob's ready.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.