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Last caption at 10:15 AM / The current time is 12:26 PM
     
     
Capped at Thu 10:15 AM.Thumbnail
You know the rules, no hot plates, no girls and no desks with chickens on top.
     
     
Capped at Thu 10:11 AM.Thumbnail
Could we have a desk by the window? A good sturdy desk with a chicken on it.
     
     
Capped at Thu 06:13 AM.pekejebe
Sit chicken, sit. Good chicken.
     
     
Capped at Thu 04:41 AM.porpoise
want a desk? need a desk? what would you do for a desk?
     
     
Capped at Thu 04:39 AM.porpoise
remember in the old days when people walked in rows?
     
     
Capped at Thu 04:38 AM.porpoise
Woodstock
     
     
Capped at Thu 04:24 AM.pekejebe
Tommys_Dad, in person
     
     
Capped at Thu 02:40 AM.pekejebe
Peter, I'll take Paul Lynde in the middle to block.
     
     
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Capped at Thu 02:37 AM.flavio   
Yes, we've asked Gerson to block him but still no word back
     
     
Capped at Thu 12:41 AM.LibTard
So far on the left, he has to use a telescope to see his neighbors. oO(Why is everyone standing next to Hitler?) #NoDepthPerception
     
     
Capped at Thu 12:20 AM.LibTard
Ef Trump! Ef Trump! [Why are we protesting when it's so hot out.] If we wait until Nov, it'll be too cold for us. [We could just burn some more cars.] Ef Covid. Save your facemasks for the car smoke.
     
     
Capped at Wed 11:31 PM.Thumbnail
What luck, honey, this Wash-n-Wear comes in Angry-Dispair.
     
     
Capped at Wed 11:27 PM.Thumbnail
Umm, excuse me, but this is my Avon stuff you all seem to be consuming.
     
     
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Capped at Wed 11:24 PM.Thumbnail
I like big butts.
     
     
Capped at Wed 11:19 PM.Thumbnail
Kanye dropped out? But I'm his campaign manager.
     
     
Capped at Wed 11:02 PM.LibTard
<And in other news, a Jewish editor at the NYCrim, um, NYTimes resigned on account of harrassment from co-workers. "I got tired of being called a Nazi," she said.> #All'sFairInWarOnCommonSense
     
     
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Capped at Wed 10:58 PM.pekejebe
I took your Hammer pants. They made your thighs and butt look bigger than they were.
     
     
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Capped at Wed 10:39 PM.flavio   
I'm not sure who it was but if whoever borrowed my Hammer pants returns them immediately, there will be no questions asked
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