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flavio Samba is my life
flavio This fiberglass insulation is itchy
Tommys_DadTime to see if Fido's learned his lesson.
ThumbnailMamma, don't preach, I am keeping my G.I. Joe Action Hands.
ThumbnailIs there a pterodactyl on my head? / Origami or prehistoric? / Plaid.
ThumbnailNo roughhousing unless you have had your cootie shots.
ThumbnailIt aint gonna kill you, its just pigeon poop, eat it.
flavio You better hope you had your cootie shot
flavio Please not another Geico commercial
cambria36Who's the New Man? "Harry".
ThumbnailShe was the kind of dame who would run on your every sentence, punctuate your participles and leave you dangling.
pekejebeI'm really worried about Bob. He has run-on sentences, no commas in sight. He even ends sentences with prepositions. And don't get me started on his dangling participles.
Tommys_Dad"When I say don't, stop I mean don't, stop not don't stop. Commas mean something, dumbass."
ThumbnailHoly crap, did I go home with me last night?
Tommys_DadThat's easy, just END HOTALING.
Tommys_DadIf you're gonna hurl, you can cover a lot more territory from a merry go round.
Tommys_DadOkay Gizmo, you can come out now, they've taken Shatner away.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.