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Last caption at 05:25 PM / The current time is 05:58 PM
Capped at Wed 05:25 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Mosquito bites? No. More like chicken eggs." / "Fried...maybe."
Capped at Wed 04:50 PM.flavio   
They are NOT mosquito bites!
Capped at Wed 04:48 PM.flavio   
Why do they want to give me a quarter to do a cart wheel?
Capped at Wed 04:46 PM.flavio   
Toilet paper!
Capped at Wed 04:46 PM.flavio   
Why do you want me to go play in traffic?
Capped at Wed 04:34 PM.LibTard
Then: <And in other news, Trump suspended travel from China. He's hysterically xenophobic. So, get out there & enjoy Mardi Gras!> Now: <Trump has allowed this pandemic to happen! Millions will die!>
Capped at Wed 02:11 PM.Thumbnail
BBL, Pa, I sense a disturbance on Facebook.
Capped at Wed 01:57 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Co-starring Moon Unit Zappa and Chaz Bono
Capped at Wed 10:45 AM.Thumbnail
I can't believe I jerked off the whole thing.
Capped at Wed 06:12 AM.pekejebe
The Whisperers took my whole face.
Capped at Wed 05:10 AM.pekejebe
I can't believe the aliens ate my whole face.
Capped at Wed 04:05 AM.Tommys_Dad
*Sigh* "You just *had* to eat the whole thing, didn't ya?"
Capped at Wed 03:48 AM.Tommys_Dad
"You ate the whole THING?"
Capped at Wed 02:11 AM.Tommys_Dad
I ate the whole thing!
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Capped at Wed 01:21 AM.Tommys_Dad
I can believe I ate the whole thing.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 01:17 AM.pekejebe
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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Capped at Wed 12:43 AM.Tommys_Dad
Locating the daycare center next to the dingo ranch turned out to be a big mistake.
Capped at Wed 12:41 AM.flavio   
I smell mail man!
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.