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Capped at Tue 10:03 PM.flavio   
Is that the Good Humor truck?
Capped at Tue 09:54 PM.Thumbnail
It does not go PING, but the waiter does.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 08:40 PM.mcgreaves
Listen, LibTard. We come on this site to have fun, not have someone rant about political stuff. We don't need reminders of politics outside this haven. #StopYourRanting
Capped at Tue 07:01 PM.Thumbnail
He sneezed, those are his ashes on the mantel.
Capped at Tue 04:11 PM.LibTard
"Listen, everyone! Your life is hell because a guy in an Oval Office two thousand miles away hates you. Look not to improve yourselves nor community but rage against him." #RabbleRousing101
Capped at Tue 03:29 PM.cambria36
WOW...now THAT's a "woody".
Capped at Tue 03:29 PM.cambria36
Get a shave, you little bastard, and stay arm's length away from me.
Capped at Tue 03:28 PM.cambria36
For Pete's sake, don't sneeze.
Capped at Tue 01:55 PM.Thumbnail
How can you be so happy? Don't you know the Martians have kidnapped Santa.
Capped at Tue 10:15 AM.Thumbnail
Do black patent leather priest really reflect up?
Capped at Tue 06:53 AM.Tommys_Dad
But I wanted to learn to play the Clarinet.
Capped at Tue 06:36 AM.pekejebe
Okay feet - Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Capped at Tue 06:29 AM.pekejebe
One of the many uses for a round tuit.
Capped at Mon 10:38 PM.indigo
Who's the good unsupervised baby?
4 votes
Capped at Mon 10:00 PM.mcgreaves
I see we can't get away from captions that depict current problems or politics. Please keep this site uplifting, so we can get away from the outside world. LibTard, get the hint!!
Capped at Mon 09:54 PM.LibTard
"HELP! I can't breathe. Why isn't anyone helping me?" - "No one wants to solve or prevent problems. Much easier to record a vid on their phone, post it to youtube and cause riots coast-to-coast!"
Capped at Mon 08:36 PM.Thumbnail
I jump back, I wanna kiss myself, I've got soul, I'm super bad.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 06:27 PM.Thumbnail
You ain't much of a party clown, but it's my birthday and I paid for the full hour.
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