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pekejebeSorry Voldar, I'm not using my sleigh this year. I am using the Spruce Goose.
pekejebeand next in the news, Santa Claus acked by mons.
pekejebeLook Billy, stupid people captioning us.
pekejebeI know you are the egg man, but I was watching Sesame Street on TV. Go back and get a loaf of bread, container of milk and stick of butter from the grocery store.
pekejebeI am the egg man. They are the egg men. I am the walrus
flavio Goo goo g' joob!
flavio If you want a ride in the Spruce Goose, you have to introduce me to the Gabor sisters
flavio Love child of Marty Allen and Harpo Marx
Tommys_DadHey, it ain't every day ya see a giraffe with the head of Larry Hagman.
ThumbnailForget Chinese checkers, where's the cake, it looks like rain!
ThumbnailLet's go to Rockoons, I'm in the mood for something pineal.
Nurse_NoirLes Nessman prepares the morning hog market report. Barrows and gilts are up!
Nurse_NoirThey're as bad as the freakin' squirrels!
Nurse_Noir"Say Bob, this a great pineal cocktail!"
Nurse_Noir"Yes sir, the pineal ceremony is just through the door and directly to the right."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.