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Last caption at 05:16 AM / The current time is 11:28 AM
Capped at Sat 05:16 AM.Tommys_Dad
Uh-oh, The Fifty Foot Woman lost a contact lens.
1 vote
Capped at Sat 04:34 AM.pekejebe
Yeah Fred, just a little off the top.
Capped at Sat 02:42 AM.pekejebe
Snotka recently moved to Siberia, then to Antarctica. Waiting for helicopter to go to Ittoqqortoormiit.
Capped at Sat 01:14 AM.flavio   
Vermont porn
Capped at Sat 01:10 AM.Tommys_Dad
Gonna get that gopher.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 09:29 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
The last time I saw Paris Hilton, she was trying to sneak out of a Motel6.
Capped at Fri 08:59 PM.pekejebe
Be right back! Have to use the Little Gladiator Room.
Capped at Fri 08:17 PM.pekejebe
Aflac!
Capped at Fri 07:24 PM.Tommys_Dad
WON'T HAVE ANY FOOTBALL TO WATCH *Shudder*
2 votes
Capped at Fri 07:21 PM.Thumbnail
Hide me, I tipped the gladiator outhouse (gulp) with Herculese inside.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:16 PM.Tommys_Dad
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle holds the brew that is true. Feeling lucky?
Capped at Fri 07:12 PM.Tommys_Dad
I'm melting! MELTIIIING!
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:03 PM.pekejebe
What do you expect when you don't return the speaker to the Snack Bar or Box Office? Oh by the way, I ate your Jell-o.
Capped at Fri 06:55 PM.Tommys_Dad
In the Mercutio's Colonoscopy Escape Room.
Capped at Fri 06:27 PM.pekejebe
This ensemble? I bought it at Macy's in the maternity section.
Capped at Fri 06:20 PM.pekejebe
Who has the cute tummy? *blows raspberry*
Capped at Fri 06:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Who do the other cowboys shun me?)
1 vote
Capped at Fri 05:53 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Help. I've fallen and I can't get up!" / "Watch out. The world wide web can be a little tricky."
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.