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Last caption at 07:38 AM / The current time is 09:49 AM
Capped at Mon 07:38 AM.pekejebe
This is you with CabanaBoy. I know because wherever it is smoky, CabanaBoy is sure to follow.
Capped at Mon 05:03 AM.Tommys_Dad
This your license to kill? "No, that's my library card; I left my license to kill in my other pants."
Capped at Mon 03:31 AM.flavio   
Trick or treat for Unicef
1 vote
Capped at Mon 03:30 AM.flavio   
This a picture of you swimming nude in the town water supply while Ben Cartwright eats haggis?
Capped at Mon 02:38 AM.Tommys_Dad
Time to shine your kumquats again.
Capped at Mon 02:18 AM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Dammit, I'm gonna be late for Capperfest 2000, New Orleans, when's that escalator repair man gonna get here?)
Capped at Mon 02:15 AM.Tommys_Dad
Petey the bus says, Never Bake Lettuce.
Capped at Mon 02:02 AM.Tommys_Dad
Dragon? Gee, I dunno, I didn't check the flagon.
Capped at Mon 01:07 AM.cambria36
Vomit stew is good for you.
Capped at Mon 01:06 AM.cambria36
One more word about my chin-clef and I start shootin'....
1 vote
Capped at Mon 01:05 AM.cambria36
I was riding by when I noticed your red-light....
Capped at Mon 12:57 AM.pekejebe
Tell Bob to use the outhouse from now on, to stop following me and to stop coming between us.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 11:54 PM.Tommys_Dad
Your license to kill is not a library card.
Capped at Sun 11:42 PM.pekejebe
Sir, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an Unholy Yellow Snowball Slushie today.
Capped at Sun 10:31 PM.pekejebe
No, you cannot have an Innocent Tickler Slingshot Slushie. I am not a barkeep.
Capped at Sun 10:27 PM.pekejebe
"Christine" waits for her next victim.
Capped at Sun 08:27 PM.Thumbnail
Armed with seduction, Miss Kitty Reed will return.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 08:25 PM.Thumbnail
Your library card is not a license to kill.
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