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|My Picks|Tommys_DadThere she sits upon the crapper giving birth to a political capper. (Too much?)
HtomSirveauxHang on a sec, just gotta wind him up
Tommys_DadWhen Tom Servo threw his back out we had to put him on light duty.
KtmaMst3kSo, are you going to put your stupid phone down, and have a date with me, or are you going to blog the freakin menu to EVERYONE?
pekejebeHey you kids....get off of my lawn.
HtomSirveauxThe headless body of Agnew prepares his speech after beating Richard Nixon's head in the race for President of Earth.
AlienInvasionFleetAnd the winner of today's scowling contest is...
KtmaMst3kHe was hastely put together wasn't he.
KtmaMst3k"Geronimo!" .... ........... . ..... "MEEEE!"
cambria36 Anybody bring a match?
ThumbnailI think your sitting on my pie. / I know.
KtmaMst3kI am STILL waiting for a refund on this baby. It's not what I ordered.
flavio Don't look now but you've been hit on the side of the head with a coconut custard pie
Tommys_DadIt's the death house, we don't *have* a refrigerator. *Slam*
Tommys_Dad"Kill 'm before he posts another political cap."
Tommys_Dado/` an' ya shake it all about o/`
KtmaMst3k"PsSsSsT! Hey Mr. Ma'am. Wanna buy a duck?" (QUACK) "Shhhhh!"
KtmaMst3kDon't mind me, I have a slight curvature of the spine.
Tommys_DadGosh Wilbur, thanks for remembering my birthday. And for the hay. And for the hooker.
pekejebeDon't go yet. I haven't finished hand farting the theme song to Bonanza.
ThumbnailGosh, I love a good old fashion shotgun wedding to get the week rolling.
KtmaMst3kThe depressing, and unused ending in Back To The Future III.
cambria36 Looks as if it's "curtains" for her.
ThumbnailMiss Roundtuit 1928, lets give her a round of applause, eventually.
Tommys_DadIs it just me, or are these NFL touchdown demonstrations getting to be a bit much?
ThumbnailDid you bring pie or do I kill you now?
ThumbnailNot now, Betty, Im visualizing your grandpa shirtless and in lederhosen.
pekejebeMother, it's raining. Time to let the cake out.
cambria36 Wanda continually looks up "dirty" words in the library dictionary...but seldom finds one.
cambria36 Criminals were easy to apprehend, when they couldn't help laughing at this officer.
cambria36 This is the cheapest one we have to offer, sir.
indigoThe shorter one, color, is the preferred spelling in the United States. The rest of the English-speaking world uses the longer form, colour.
ThumbnailHe must be a spy, he spelt colour without the u.
ThumbnailMedic, we need a custard cream pie over here, STAT!
indigoSo....tonight I will wear my white shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes with the elevator lift in one shoe. I know you think it is cute when I limp.
pekejebeHey pal, can you take me to town? I'll pay for the gas.
pekejebeSo, yeah...I got this computer,, Tandy 1000 RL 16 bit colour graphics, Deskmate, dial-up modem, 640 MB ram. It's the latest!
flavio The cheese fondue did not agree with Tony and quickly became Fon-don't
flavio What is it boy? Timmy's trapped in the well?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.