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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
My Picks
3 votes
Capped at Sat 01:11 AM.amjoan
Even if LibTurd wants to politicize everything, he doesn't need to do it here. And he shouldn't vote for his own captions.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 07:43 PM.Thumbnail
Freeze, you varmint, while I itch this itch.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 02:14 PM.flavio   
Can I borrow your pee? The coaches are testing for steroid usage today.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 02:11 PM.flavio   
Special delivery from a Mr. Soupy Sales
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:15 AM.ToiletSeat
"Watcha measurin' for?" / "Oprah needs a new toilet seat."
1 vote
Capped at Sat 10:11 PM.Tommys_Dad
The search for Mr B Natural continues.
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:00 PM.Thumbnail
I dont know, Van, I do not allow just anyone to voyage to the bottom of the sea with me.
1 vote
Capped at Sat 02:53 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
"If cat is a Chinese delicacy, then why do they have mousey tongues? um... as in Moa Tse Tung? Oh, nevermind."
1 vote
Capped at Sat 12:36 AM.LibTard
"Another great front page article, Lois. Just think, the train robbers wouldn't have known about the gold shipment except for your previous headline." / "Sometimes, we have to create the news, Clark."
1 vote
Capped at Fri 09:15 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Clarification: Yesterday's headline should've read 'Search Party Attacked Bipedal Monster.' The editorial staff regrets the error.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:39 PM.Thumbnail
Yowza, how did my subconscious get on the internet?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:36 PM.Thumbnail
One of those days where we should have stayed home a given Meemaw a sponge bath.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:04 PM.pekejebe
Snotka's prom picture
1 vote
Capped at Fri 02:06 PM.flavio   
Needs a little more strychnine
1 vote
Capped at Fri 09:07 AM.mcgreaves
Here lies political capper.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.