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McFrenzyHow many times do I have to ring the doorbell for the optometrist to let me in?
stareater Must be Viagra Point Lighthouse.
cambria36Sometimes there's not a light at the end of the tunnel, but usually there's always a wad of shit.
Nerikull"SayIwonderifwehavehadtoomuchcoffeetoday?" "Nahwhydoyousaythat? I'mfeelingjustfinehowaboutyou?"
ROBOTCROWTHave I been sold to the Chinese yet?
McFrenzyDid I leave the Congress on?
G_WFew remember when it was Crosby, Stills, Nash and Larry.
cambria36Burka bargain days sale.
Tommys_DadIn other news, a rare late-season shit storm blanketed the west coast last night, with accumulations at higher altitudes reaching depths of...
Tommys_DadWhat could possibly to wrong?
Mercutio_Jones*tiny voice* heeeelp meeee! help meeeeee!!!
BtaraKtahnJohn Lee Hooker and Elwood "Steamer Trunk" Johnson
Nerikull*gets up and goes to the kitchen*
Tommys_DadMeanwhile, American workers pack up their jobs for shipment to China.
GoWestKit 1976 didnt do to well for NBC and was quickly cancelled
G_WSome Moms take a direct approach to discipline, and some just beat around the bush.
McFrenzyOr wait for Aretha Franklin to spell it out in a song.
McFrenzyMembers of the jury, we ordered cocktails thirty minutes ago, where are they? I rest my case.
Tommys_DadNobody noticed the good-humor man on the grassy knoll. Suddenly, a shot rang out.
Tommys_Dad"I can see the ocean from here." "Me too, these things are really cool."
Tommys_DadMike Nelson, the early years.
Mercutio_Jones*bee on left to bee on right* "Hey, mind your own beeswax!"
Mercutio_JonesSay, that's a fine looking pentagram, boys! Now repeat after me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Tommys_DadHELP ME, I'M PARALYZED, I CAN'T MOVE MY CURSOR... oh, never mind.
Tommys_DadTearalong, The Dotted Lion.
Tommys_DadStill can't get the "steeple" part right.
BtaraKtahnAh, the nurse is here for your spongebath. I'll just leave you two alone, then.
BtaraKtahnWhen he hit 21, he wanted to legally changed his name to Chef Man'ardee, but would've cost him a ton to change the can labels at his factory.
BtaraKtahnEngineers complete their stress tests on Rosanne's new toilet.
G_WAmerica's Next Hatchet Murderess is down to the final three!
G_WPutnam County's Lunch Lady Pride Parade
BtaraKtahndispatcher: "911, what's the nature of your emergency?" *caller* "AAAAGH!! AAAAGH!!! *gunshots followed by more screams*" dispatcher: "I'm sorry, I didn't get all of that, would you repeat it please?"
G_WThis sign is the only thing that isn't deep-fried.
Stiggo629Glen...or Glenda?
Stiggo629Looks OK to me. Here's your beer, sir
BtaraKtahnWalt Disney actually did employ minorities, see?
BtaraKtahn1950's High School keg parties were breeding grounds of debauchery, as shown in this graphic example
BtaraKtahnGetting ready to clean the toilets at Grand Central Station...
cambria36Pay attention, Billy....when you're gettin' her from behind, hang on to her shoulders.
DalemanYour proctoscope and you.
Nerikull*SCHNOOOOOOOOORT!* WHOOOOO!
Mercutio_JonesThe two guys who got kicked out of Men Without Hats.
Mercutio_JonesGot this month's Hustler?
Tommys_DadHalf a vase, or G Gordon Liddy? At Fox News, we report, you decide.
CommonSnitsIn 2007, Democrats were screaming about Bush's $1.6 Billion deficit. Under Obama, we're now over $3 Trillion with a debt of $13 Trillion. Thanks for the ruined economy, Congressional Democrats"
ROBOTCROWTAnd when Nurse Noir tells you to be quiet, you are going to be quiet.
stareater "50% off the in-town price today!"
evetsggodmind if i do a j?
cambria36Look over there and see how pekejebe is kissing Gerson's hiney.
Tommys_Dad"1, 2, 3, 4... On second thought, maybe we better wait'll they hatch, and count the chickens."
pekejebeB A Bay, B E Bee B I Bickie Bye B O Bo Bickie Bye Bo B U Boo Bickie Bye Bo Boo
BtaraKtahnShopping for just the right crackpipe can be an all day affair.
BtaraKtahnleft: "Okay, here's the plan... I walk past the newstand, Timmy, chase Billy past me and knock over the Times. In the confusion, I'll snag the Playboys. We meet back here in an hour."
GoWestBoys your sumoning of Satan skills are really improving
BtaraKtahnNoodling goes High Tech!
GoWestmurmur mummur murmur
BtaraKtahnOne of the many 'fake' Nostradomus sketchings to surface in recent years
McFrenzyNo time for talk, Helen, I have documents to burn, I'm being audited. "Yes, and he is here."
G_WRecently excavated: the Magic Eight Ball of the ancients.
cambria36Wanna have some fun? Bring an elephant rectal thermometer into a friend's hospital room.
G_W"Books, huh? This must be a place where losers hang out."
G_WLeast exciting Lego set ever.
BtaraKtahnJimmy really lucked out picking up that lobotomized girl in the park
BtaraKtahnLife in a parallel universe - right: "Dear, how are the contractions?" left: "I think we need to get to the hospital soon..."
BtaraKtahnYou know, you're only here because mommy got drunk once. *resentful glare*
Tommys_DadSome assembly required.
BtaraKtahnHow the hell am I supposed to text with THIS?!
Tommys_DadNASA's happy to see us.