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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
My Picks
3 votes
Capped at Tue 07:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
There she sits upon the crapper giving birth to a political capper. (Too much?)
3 votes
Capped at Tue 07:02 AM.HtomSirveaux
Hang on a sec, just gotta wind him up
3 votes
Capped at Tue 04:50 AM.Tommys_Dad
When Tom Servo threw his back out we had to put him on light duty.
3 votes
Capped at Tue 01:34 AM.KtmaMst3k
So, are you going to put your stupid phone down, and have a date with me, or are you going to blog the freakin menu to EVERYONE?
3 votes
Capped at Mon 10:09 PM.pekejebe
Hey you kids....get off of my lawn.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 07:12 AM.HtomSirveaux
The headless body of Agnew prepares his speech after beating Richard Nixon's head in the race for President of Earth.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 02:23 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
And the winner of today's scowling contest is...
2 votes
Capped at Tue 01:44 AM.KtmaMst3k
He was hastely put together wasn't he.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 10:30 PM.KtmaMst3k
"Geronimo!" .... ........... . ..... "MEEEE!"
2 votes
Capped at Mon 07:41 PM.cambria36   
Anybody bring a match?
2 votes
Capped at Mon 05:08 PM.Thumbnail
I think your sitting on my pie. / I know.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 05:26 AM.KtmaMst3k
I am STILL waiting for a refund on this baby. It's not what I ordered.
2 votes
Capped at Sun 03:42 PM.flavio   
Don't look now but you've been hit on the side of the head with a coconut custard pie
1 vote
Capped at Tue 07:04 AM.Tommys_Dad
It's the death house, we don't *have* a refrigerator. *Slam*
1 vote
Capped at Tue 07:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Kill 'm before he posts another political cap."
1 vote
Capped at Tue 07:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
o/` an' ya shake it all about o/`
1 vote
Capped at Tue 02:37 AM.KtmaMst3k
"PsSsSsT! Hey Mr. Ma'am. Wanna buy a duck?" (QUACK) "Shhhhh!"
1 vote
Capped at Tue 01:40 AM.KtmaMst3k
Don't mind me, I have a slight curvature of the spine.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 12:51 AM.Tommys_Dad
Gosh Wilbur, thanks for remembering my birthday. And for the hay. And for the hooker.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 10:21 PM.pekejebe
Don't go yet. I haven't finished hand farting the theme song to Bonanza.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 08:08 PM.Thumbnail
Gosh, I love a good old fashion shotgun wedding to get the week rolling.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 07:38 PM.KtmaMst3k
The depressing, and unused ending in Back To The Future III.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 06:31 PM.cambria36   
Looks as if it's "curtains" for her.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 05:07 PM.Thumbnail
Miss Roundtuit 1928, lets give her a round of applause, eventually.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 05:02 PM.Tommys_Dad
Is it just me, or are these NFL touchdown demonstrations getting to be a bit much?
1 vote
Capped at Mon 04:54 PM.Thumbnail
Did you bring pie or do I kill you now?
1 vote
Capped at Mon 04:52 PM.Thumbnail
Not now, Betty, Im visualizing your grandpa shirtless and in lederhosen.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 07:19 AM.pekejebe
Mother, it's raining. Time to let the cake out.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 08:35 PM.cambria36   
Wanda continually looks up "dirty" words in the library dictionary...but seldom finds one.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 08:32 PM.cambria36   
Criminals were easy to apprehend, when they couldn't help laughing at this officer.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 08:30 PM.cambria36   
This is the cheapest one we have to offer, sir.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 07:19 PM.indigo
The shorter one, color, is the preferred spelling in the United States. The rest of the English-speaking world uses the longer form, colour.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 06:50 PM.Thumbnail
He must be a spy, he spelt colour without the u.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 06:42 PM.Thumbnail
Medic, we need a custard cream pie over here, STAT!
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:36 PM.indigo
So....tonight I will wear my white shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes with the elevator lift in one shoe. I know you think it is cute when I limp.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:09 PM.pekejebe
Hey pal, can you take me to town? I'll pay for the gas.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:07 PM.pekejebe
So, yeah...I got this computer,, Tandy 1000 RL 16 bit colour graphics, Deskmate, dial-up modem, 640 MB ram. It's the latest!
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:02 PM.pekejebe
Oh...oh...John. "Oh...oh...Marsha".
1 vote
Capped at Sun 03:49 PM.flavio   
The cheese fondue did not agree with Tony and quickly became Fon-don't
1 vote
Capped at Sun 03:45 PM.flavio   
What is it boy? Timmy's trapped in the well?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.