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Tsunade   
So, ever heard the term "cougar?"

FMPogue
"Frau Blucher!"

Nos4a2
.oO(Ah! A spider! Kill it! Kill it!)

rickubis   
"You got cow in my rabbit!" *You* got rabbit in my cow!" "Hey......." Reeses Hybrid Animal Cups.

DarkOracle   
Of course it's bad luck to let the train roll over the new tracks until they've christened it with the traditional 'tied up heroine'...

Gamecreature   
Erase brain, add penis. Yep, that seems about right.

Gamecreature   
"I'm going to throw a tantrum until someone votes for this cap!"

rickubis   
Got me a twofer...with a free adam's apple thrown in.

McFrenzy
All this salad and no croutons.

LeafsFan2005   
"This is the first officer. I just realized I didn't have my mandatory pre-flight martini and neither did the captain."

FMPogue
"ACME Lathe Co., how may I help you?"

FMPogue
Cops 'n' Joggers

Daleman
Gallant rides his bike safely and courteously. Goofus is getting a blow job in the woods behind the school.

carbonbased
The Goats Who Stare At Men

MSTie
oO/ "If I had a hammer..."\Oo

MSTie
"Not only has our refrigerator run away, but now the phone has, too!"

Gee
"o/" I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me" o/"

MSTie
Another day, another Biblical plague.

MSTie
Father Gander is behind on his gosling support payments.

DarkOracle   
Oh! I love a rebus puzzle... is it... "Come on Baby Light my Fire"?

DarkOracle   
"If the capper has the wit, you must acquit"!

McFrenzy
Back in my day, son, we'd hang shoplifters, right there at the mall after a quick food court hearing.

Nos4a2
Next big thing in designer jeans... "Do these house plans make my ass look big?"

Nos4a2
Karl Marx-a-lot?

Nos4a2
The first attempt at Mt. Rushmore did not turn out quite as planned.

Nos4a2
Located in bustling downtown CurioCity.

Daleman
Wow! That's one big bitch.

Daleman
Then the sperm enters the egg.

DarkOracle   
Say...

rickubis   
Uh, oh. The Zanti misfits have returned.

McFrenzy
Wait until my tornado science project slams through this. "Teacher!"

rickubis   
"The lobed tracks from the cow carcass go this way." "You're saying a coelacanth killed your cow?" "No. YOU just said that."

rickubis   
It's an old Texan scrabble strategy. You don't use any "m's" until the end. Texas hold "m".

rickubis   
It used to be fashionable for men to wear a goatee. I can't imagine why.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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