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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:		 My Picks
   
   
5
Capped at Wed 11:16 AM.

McFrenzy
How many times do I have to ring the doorbell for the optometrist to let me in?
   
   
4
Capped at Wed 8:59 PM.

stareater   
Must be Viagra Point Lighthouse.
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 11:39 PM.

Daleman
out of how many?
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 11:30 PM.

cambria36
Sometimes there's not a light at the end of the tunnel, but usually there's always a wad of shit.
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 10:23 PM.

Nerikull
"SayIwonderifwehavehadtoomuchcoffeetoday?" "Nahwhydoyousaythat? I'mfeelingjustfinehowaboutyou?"
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 2:31 PM.

ROBOTCROWT
Have I been sold to the Chinese yet?
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 2:26 PM.

McFrenzy
Did I leave the Congress on?
   
   
3
Capped at Wed 1:12 PM.

G_W
Few remember when it was Crosby, Stills, Nash and Larry.
   
   
2
Capped at Thu 9:22 PM.

cambria36
Burka bargain days sale.
   
   
2
Capped at Thu 8:50 PM.

Tommys_Dad
In other news, a rare late-season shit storm blanketed the west coast last night, with accumulations at higher altitudes reaching depths of...
   
   
2
Capped at Thu 8:32 PM.

Tommys_Dad
What could possibly to wrong?
   
   
2
Capped at Thu 7:06 PM.

Mercutio_Jones
*tiny voice* heeeelp meeee! help meeeeee!!!
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 11:38 PM.

BtaraKtahn
John Lee Hooker and Elwood "Steamer Trunk" Johnson
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 10:17 PM.

Nerikull
*gets up and goes to the kitchen*
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 2:23 PM.

Tommys_Dad
Meanwhile, American workers pack up their jobs for shipment to China.
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 12:32 PM.

GoWest
Kit 1976 didnt do to well for NBC and was quickly cancelled
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 11:32 AM.

G_W
Some Moms take a direct approach to discipline, and some just beat around the bush.
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 11:17 AM.

McFrenzy
Or wait for Aretha Franklin to spell it out in a song.
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 11:11 AM.

McFrenzy
Members of the jury, we ordered cocktails thirty minutes ago, where are they? I rest my case.
   
   
2
Capped at Wed 12:07 AM.

Tommys_Dad
Nobody noticed the good-humor man on the grassy knoll. Suddenly, a shot rang out.
   
   
2
Capped at Tue 11:49 PM.

Tommys_Dad
"I can see the ocean from here." "Me too, these things are really cool."
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 8:36 PM.

Tommys_Dad
Mike Nelson, the early years.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 7:07 PM.

Mercutio_Jones
*bee on left to bee on right* "Hey, mind your own beeswax!"
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 7:05 PM.

Mercutio_Jones
Say, that's a fine looking pentagram, boys! Now repeat after me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 5:43 PM.

Tommys_Dad
HELP ME, I'M PARALYZED, I CAN'T MOVE MY CURSOR... oh, never mind.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 4:04 PM.

Tommys_Dad
Tearalong, The Dotted Lion.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 4:00 PM.

Tommys_Dad
"Walkies!"
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 3:54 PM.

Tommys_Dad
Still can't get the "steeple" part right.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 3:34 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Ah, the nurse is here for your spongebath. I'll just leave you two alone, then.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 3:33 PM.

BtaraKtahn
When he hit 21, he wanted to legally changed his name to Chef Man'ardee, but would've cost him a ton to change the can labels at his factory.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 3:30 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Engineers complete their stress tests on Rosanne's new toilet.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 11:11 AM.

G_W
America's Next Hatchet Murderess is down to the final three!
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 10:52 AM.

G_W
Putnam County's Lunch Lady Pride Parade
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 10:28 AM.

BtaraKtahn
dispatcher: "911, what's the nature of your emergency?" *caller* "AAAAGH!! AAAAGH!!! *gunshots followed by more screams*" dispatcher: "I'm sorry, I didn't get all of that, would you repeat it please?"
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 9:28 AM.

G_W
This sign is the only thing that isn't deep-fried.
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 1:07 AM.

Stiggo629
Glen...or Glenda?
   
   
1
Capped at Thu 12:59 AM.

Stiggo629
Looks OK to me. Here's your beer, sir
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:57 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Walt Disney actually did employ minorities, see?
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:55 PM.

BtaraKtahn
1950's High School keg parties were breeding grounds of debauchery, as shown in this graphic example
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:47 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Getting ready to clean the toilets at Grand Central Station...
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:33 PM.

cambria36
Pay attention, Billy....when you're gettin' her from behind, hang on to her shoulders.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:33 PM.

Daleman
You suck!
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:32 PM.

Daleman
Your proctoscope and you.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:29 PM.

Nerikull
*SCHNOOOOOOOOORT!* WHOOOOO!
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:27 PM.

Mercutio_Jones
The two guys who got kicked out of Men Without Hats.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:26 PM.

Mercutio_Jones
Got this month's Hustler?
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:02 PM.

Tommys_Dad
Half a vase, or G Gordon Liddy? At Fox News, we report, you decide.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 9:55 PM.

CommonSnits
In 2007, Democrats were screaming about Bush's $1.6 Billion deficit. Under Obama, we're now over $3 Trillion with a debt of $13 Trillion. Thanks for the ruined economy, Congressional Democrats"
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 9:49 PM.

ROBOTCROWT
And when Nurse Noir tells you to be quiet, you are going to be quiet.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 8:58 PM.

stareater   
"50% off the in-town price today!"
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 7:54 PM.

evetsggod
mind if i do a j?
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 7:15 PM.

cambria36
Look over there and see how pekejebe is kissing Gerson's hiney.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 2:19 PM.

Tommys_Dad
"1, 2, 3, 4... On second thought, maybe we better wait'll they hatch, and count the chickens."
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 1:37 PM.

pekejebe
B A Bay, B E Bee B I Bickie Bye B O Bo Bickie Bye Bo B U Boo Bickie Bye Bo Boo
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 1:15 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Shopping for just the right crackpipe can be an all day affair.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 1:03 PM.

BtaraKtahn
left: "Okay, here's the plan... I walk past the newstand, Timmy, chase Billy past me and knock over the Times. In the confusion, I'll snag the Playboys. We meet back here in an hour."
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 1:03 PM.

GoWest
Boys your sumoning of Satan skills are really improving
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 1:01 PM.

BtaraKtahn
Noodling goes High Tech!
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:56 PM.

GoWest
Duce! Duce! Duce!
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:52 PM.

GoWest
murmur mummur murmur
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:50 PM.

GoWest
Rock me Amadeus
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:43 PM.

BtaraKtahn
One of the many 'fake' Nostradomus sketchings to surface in recent years
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 11:20 AM.

McFrenzy
No time for talk, Helen, I have documents to burn, I'm being audited. "Yes, and he is here."
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:18 AM.

G_W
Recently excavated: the Magic Eight Ball of the ancients.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 10:07 AM.

cambria36
Wanna have some fun? Bring an elephant rectal thermometer into a friend's hospital room.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 9:13 AM.

G_W
"Books, huh? This must be a place where losers hang out."
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 9:06 AM.

G_W
Least exciting Lego set ever.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:23 AM.

BtaraKtahn
Jimmy really lucked out picking up that lobotomized girl in the park
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:12 AM.

BtaraKtahn
Life in a parallel universe - right: "Dear, how are the contractions?" left: "I think we need to get to the hospital soon..."
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:08 AM.

BtaraKtahn
You know, you're only here because mommy got drunk once. *resentful glare*
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:01 AM.

Tommys_Dad
Some assembly required.
   
   
1
Capped at Wed 12:00 AM.

BtaraKtahn
How the hell am I supposed to text with THIS?!
   
   
1
Capped at Tue 11:48 PM.

Tommys_Dad
NASA's happy to see us.
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