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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
My Picks
3 votes
Capped at Wed 04:58 PM.Tsunade   
Ohmigod! A Pekejebe washed up in that storm last night! This is the best beachcombing find ever!
3 votes
Capped at Wed 02:06 PM.DankDog
So help me I'll never make fun of that Life Alert commercial anymore.
3 votes
Capped at Tue 09:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
I'm actually beginning to understand robot porn. Thanks, Tsunade. I think.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 07:35 PM.cambria36   
Trying to peek under the bearskin.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 08:16 PM.Tsunade   
Sheesh... one poke and the underpants come right down.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 06:56 PM.Tsunade   
Promisekeepers gets pretty serious with those who don't keep their promises.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 03:28 PM.cambria36   
Sally allows her poodle to sit where it pleases.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 01:44 PM.cambria36   
Tell pekejebe, I'm takin' a sneaky leaky.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 12:31 PM.pekejebe
I'm really sorry that I write so big and use up half a page to write 5 lines. I have a lot to say, so this letter will be long. I'll be sending this letter COD, because of the weight.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 09:37 PM.pekejebe
Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 08:34 PM.chainsawX
what do you mean you dont have a shower
1 vote
Capped at Wed 05:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Those who haven't been "disciplined" by Mistress Tsunade please step forward."
1 vote
Capped at Wed 05:04 PM.flavio   
Any friend of yours is a palomino
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:34 PM.DankDog
Today's Iron Chef secret ingredient: charred cadaver hands! *applause*
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:32 PM.DankDog
Why yes they are B's, but my husband said after his raise I can go up a size or two.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 02:10 PM.cambria36   
Sorry, Bobby. Maybe in a year or two you can join in on the gang-bangs.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:39 PM.ROBOTCROWT
said the proctologist when asked where he made his money.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:43 AM.Tommys_Dad
WWMPD (What Would Mitchell Proom Do?)
1 vote
Capped at Wed 01:14 AM.Tsunade   
The heck...? Did a pair of underpants just hit me on the head?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:58 AM.Tsunade   
*Does something about Carrot Top*
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:57 AM.Tsunade   
So then Tsunade said 'Well just put on your Optimus Prime jammies and that will be close enough.'
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:54 AM.Tsunade   
Hmmm... no Daniele Amfitheatrof or Mitchell Proom...
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:49 AM.Tommys_Dad
"007, I want you to do something about Carrot Top."
1 vote
Capped at Tue 11:55 PM.pekejebe
Hey Bob, here's one for you. "Peeing in the Shower at Night" by I.P. Knightly.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 10:37 PM.flavio   
Let me be clear - I did not participate in ice dancing with that woman
1 vote
Capped at Tue 09:26 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(What would Jesus do? No, forget that, what would Pekejebe do?) *Does gladiator.*
1 vote
Capped at Tue 06:56 PM.cambria36   
Holy-moly....those are my skivvies stuck to the ceiling.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 06:53 PM.Tsunade   
She and Mitchel Proom should get together sometime.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 02:25 PM.cambria36   
Diagnosed at a flat-foot floogie with a floy floy.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:36 AM.flavio   
Zero gravity F Troop
1 vote
Capped at Tue 01:30 AM.pekejebe
They are keeping me in isolation, because I broke the cardinal rule here and had a pee in the Warden's shower.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.