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Capped at Wed 06:46 PM.pekejebe
Oh scarecrow, I'm lost, which way to the Yellow Brick Road?
Capped at Wed 04:06 PM.cambria36   
Looks as if they all have the clap.
Capped at Wed 04:06 PM.cambria36   
I get a daily face-buff at the shoe-shine parlor.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:04 PM.cambria36   
How can we take you serously, Your Honor, with that f**kin' gum-ball machine on your podium?
Capped at Wed 04:04 PM.cambria36   
..once I find a whore house that will accept my residency.
Capped at Wed 03:57 PM.pekejebe
I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngy llgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch. If you're ever there, look me up.
Capped at Wed 03:49 PM.pekejebe
Well, first I developed pneumono-ultramicroscopic- silicovolcanoconiosis. By the time I learned how to spell it, I was cured.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 03:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
On his way to pick up his date for the Nizhenevartovsk High senior prom.
Capped at Wed 01:02 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Looks like Captain Janeway is looking the other way.
Capped at Wed 11:41 AM.Tommys_Dad
*Psst* Look busy, Commander Janeway's watching.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 11:32 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Wait, how come he looks like flavio?"
1 vote
Capped at Wed 11:30 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Your next assignment, Cub Scout 007, is to find Tsuande and McFrenzy. We believe they're being held by trolls in Nizhenevartovsk."
Capped at Wed 11:26 AM.Tommys_Dad
No Timmy, hold it in. Hold it in as looong as you can.
Capped at Wed 11:23 AM.cambria36   
Timmy's first toke.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 06:43 AM.Thumbnail
Sir, I believe those are MY pink bunny slippers.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 06:40 AM.Thumbnail
Stop trying to get me to spell Nizhenevartovsk.
Capped at Wed 06:36 AM.Thumbnail
Ah good, Twinkies still safe.
Capped at Wed 02:57 AM.Tommys_Dad
Wait, that's substandard split screen technology, can he see us?"
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