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Capped at Sat 02:36 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Well, here come the villagers with torches and pitchforks. Remember, we don't know nothin' 'bout no pettifogging."
Capped at Sat 02:31 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Omigod you're right, the cappers *are* back, we'll hafta spray."
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Capped at Sat 02:28 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Amjoan, you gotta quit killin' political cappers." "Why?" "Hmmm..."
Capped at Sat 02:19 AM.Tommys_Dad
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
Capped at Sat 12:51 AM.pekejebe
He should have gone up a couple of sizes for his bikini bottom.
Capped at Sat 12:23 AM.pekejebe
Ugh! Before I die, please take off my bikini bottom and give it to my wife.
Capped at Fri 11:26 PM.Tommys_Dad
Or My Wife's Bikini Bottom: The Musical
Capped at Fri 07:32 PM.Thumbnail
Bikini bottom? I'm soaking in it.
Capped at Fri 06:40 PM.pekejebe
My bikini bottom! Now, why would I press them like dried flowers in this book?
Capped at Fri 06:05 PM.Thumbnail
Are you happy in your work? Does Kity Reed make you shirk?
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Capped at Fri 03:05 PM.Thumbnail
And just what the hell are you doing with my bikini bot... I mean, my wifes bikini bottom?
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Capped at Fri 12:50 PM.Tommys_Dad
"And just what the hell are you doing with my wife's bikini bottom?"
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:13 PM.Thumbnail
I accuse my pants, my parakeet, my parasol and my pantomime partner from Peoria.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:07 PM.Thumbnail
Plaster cast these and I can make Sasquatch prints.
Capped at Fri 12:02 PM.Thumbnail
Must escape island, Accus-O-Meter in the danger zone.
Capped at Fri 11:57 AM.Thumbnail
Kitty Reed?! But I thought I was the headliner.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:47 AM.Thumbnail
I need more parents to accuse, got any?
Capped at Fri 11:45 AM.Thumbnail
I have the perfect pettifogging dress for you, guarOHNteed to bring out your inner hotaling.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.