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Last caption at 10:59 AM / The current time is 06:39 PM
Capped at Fri 10:59 AM.cambria36   
I'm wondering what's Henrys' price.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 10:54 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
Losing all patience with Magnum, PI in 4... 3... 2...
Capped at Fri 10:21 AM.cambria36   
It's that time of year again: Christmas lice.
Capped at Fri 10:21 AM.cambria36   
Maybe it will work better if we lay down.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 06:48 AM.Thumbnail
Then provide heartfelt kisses on both cheeks followed by a pleasant pat on the rump.
Capped at Fri 06:42 AM.Thumbnail
Well, I tried turning it off and back on again, only thing left is to bash it over your head.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 06:39 AM.Thumbnail
Dagnabit, even my toupee is going bald.
Capped at Thu 10:34 PM.pekejebe
"My boyfriend said he doesn't love me any more." "Have you tried turning him off and back on again? If that doesn't work, I hear that a good acking works wonders."
Capped at Thu 10:33 PM.pekejebe
"My Bic disposable razor is dull". "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:08 PM.flavio   
If anyone asks, your name is Shania Twain
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:07 PM.flavio   
You hear that cawing sound?
Capped at Thu 09:26 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
...until this repeats again in a couple of hours...again.
Capped at Thu 06:51 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Capped at Thu 06:31 PM.Tommys_Dad
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Capped at Thu 06:18 PM.Tommys_Dad
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Capped at Thu 05:26 PM.pekejebe
He's bereft of life. Too much doo wah diddying I presume.
Capped at Thu 05:05 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Step on it, THEY'RE GAINING!" oO(Note to self: next time, steal faster car.)
Capped at Thu 12:35 PM.flavio   
What part of "If it's yellow, let it mellow" don't you understand?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.