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Capped at Fri 10:00 PM.LibTard
You have the right to free speech and privacy. Until you oppose the Deep State. Then, you get doxed and banned...possibly re-programmed by AOC. #1984
     
     
Capped at Fri 07:49 PM.amjoan
Ready to sing boys to LibTard: So long, farewell aufwiedersehn, goodnight, you have to go and leave this pretty site.
     
     
Capped at Fri 05:12 PM.CK
Great, a trash receptacle with attitude.
     
     
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Capped at Fri 05:10 PM.CK
If you lived here you'd be in the street, looking up, with cars honking at you to move.
     
     
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Capped at Fri 03:39 PM.amjoan
Signs Executive order banning all political captions.
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:39 PM.bannerman1million
I-I'll come back later, you're clearly in the middle of something.
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:38 PM.bannerman1million
Seven, count 'em, SEVEN ways to watch all two channels!
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:38 PM.bannerman1million
When you have to fight the Axis powers, but hear the siren's call of the crossword....
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:37 PM.bannerman1million
Ah, it's whythefrakdidIbuythis o' clock!
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:37 PM.bannerman1million
"Oh, we're the boys-" *KAFF!* "We're the boys from chorus, we-" *coughcough* "We hope you like-" *COUGH*
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:36 PM.amjoan
How do you solve a problem like LibTard? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means LibTard? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
     
     
Capped at Fri 03:36 PM.bannerman1million
Quentin Tarantino's "Forrest Gump."
     
     
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Capped at Fri 03:16 PM.flavio   
We need some ketchup at the kids table!
     
     
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Capped at Fri 03:15 PM.flavio   
Did someone call for Pizzazz?
     
     
Capped at Fri 12:17 PM.bannerman1million
"An-Ti-Bo-Dies!" Old riff, but I'm tired.
     
     
Capped at Fri 12:16 PM.bannerman1million
"As you can see, visible light cannot escape her sweater."
     
     
Capped at Fri 12:16 PM.bannerman1million
"We. Will. Do. The. Safe. Tee. Dance."
     
     
Capped at Fri 12:14 PM.bannerman1million
If Doctor Who was American, he'd be the Third Doctor, fight me.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.