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Capped at Sat 02:34 AM.pekejebe
You painted my roses red...so, off with your head!
Capped at Sat 01:36 AM.pekejebe
Yes, yes, my name is Mary. I'm only 23 years old, and then the rash came along and now look at me!
Capped at Sat 01:35 AM.pekejebe
You take the high road and I'll take the low road.
Capped at Sat 01:35 AM.pekejebe
I want to Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo.....all night long.
Capped at Fri 10:46 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Does the haggis come with crazy bread?"
Capped at Fri 09:32 PM.Thumbnail
Follow me, I know where they hide the Twinkies.
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Capped at Fri 09:29 PM.Thumbnail
No, really, I am a rich man, all day long we can biddy biddy bum.
Capped at Fri 08:48 PM.pekejebe
Tom Servo before his big breakthrough.
Capped at Fri 08:35 PM.Tommys_Dad
Horse sex wasn't Brad's strong suit.
Capped at Fri 06:48 PM.cambria36   
Honest, daddy...boys don't like me. See? I have tiny breasts.
Capped at Fri 06:47 PM.cambria36   
Want a refund for the back-brace?
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Capped at Fri 04:03 PM.Thumbnail
For asking a corsage if it was indeed a corsage.
Capped at Fri 09:50 AM.Thumbnail
...and that is how they became the Brady Bunch.
Capped at Fri 09:47 AM.Thumbnail
No free range chicken is going to tell me I cannot have a second biscuit.
Capped at Fri 09:45 AM.Thumbnail
This is what happens when you let chickens have free range.
Capped at Thu 07:37 PM.pekejebe
Raccoons prefer evenings.
Capped at Thu 07:02 PM.Tommys_Dad
Early versions of the Etch-A-Sketch were somewhat complicated.
Capped at Thu 06:13 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Thanks, but I don't *want* to join a dance troupe and go to Singapore."
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.