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Last caption at 11:49 PM / The current time is 12:58 AM
Capped at Tue 11:49 PM.pekejebe
This is the best plastic surgery we have to offer. You'll never need another face as long as you live.
Capped at Tue 11:40 PM.pekejebe
This is the nicest house we have to show. You'll never need another house as long as you live.
Capped at Tue 11:32 PM.pekejebe
Okay, this is what you get. A Tandy computer with DOS 3.3, 256 hard drive, dot matrix printer. You'll never need another computer as long as you live.
Capped at Tue 10:59 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Here, you're all set. It's 7200 baud, you'll never need another modem as long as you live."
Capped at Tue 08:09 PM.mcgreaves
Hey Mac, come meet my sister/cousin/aunt wife, Snotka.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 07:30 PM.Thumbnail
One more day until Prince Spaghetti Day, hope I can hold out.
Capped at Tue 07:27 PM.Thumbnail
Mom, my nuts.
3 votes
Capped at Tue 07:14 PM.amjoan
LibTard, this note is for you. It says to cease and desist political captions immediately. They are pointless, boring and don't belong here.
Capped at Tue 07:04 PM.LibTard
"Never any charges against Hillary? Charges against Smollett dropped, Lois? I'm starting to think 'white privilege' is a myth while 'liberal privilege' is a thing." - "Misdirection sells more papers."
Capped at Tue 04:10 PM.Tommys_Dad
See this? It's a tree.
Capped at Tue 03:35 PM.flavio   
Drinks for everybody on Cambria!
Capped at Tue 03:34 PM.flavio   
You're not gonna levitate are ya?
Capped at Tue 03:33 PM.cambria36   
go'on...sniff my feet.
Capped at Tue 03:31 PM.flavio   
Stop squirming and hold still! Bolo ties are mandatory in the old west!
Capped at Tue 03:29 PM.flavio   
Mind if we whittle on your property?
Capped at Tue 03:16 PM.cambria36   
Why, yes...I DO have two nipples for a dime.
Capped at Tue 02:04 PM.Thumbnail
Cut! Lets do this scene again, but this time run real fast with scissors.
Capped at Tue 02:00 PM.Thumbnail
Stop sticking your cockamamie in my cockaleekie.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.