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pekejebeThis is the best plastic surgery we have to offer. You'll never need another face as long as you live.
pekejebeThis is the nicest house we have to show. You'll never need another house as long as you live.
pekejebeOkay, this is what you get. A Tandy computer with DOS 3.3, 256 hard drive, dot matrix printer. You'll never need another computer as long as you live.
Tommys_Dad"Here, you're all set. It's 7200 baud, you'll never need another modem as long as you live."
mcgreavesHey Mac, come meet my sister/cousin/aunt wife, Snotka.
ThumbnailOne more day until Prince Spaghetti Day, hope I can hold out.
ThumbnailMom, my nuts.
amjoanLibTard, this note is for you. It says to cease and desist political captions immediately. They are pointless, boring and don't belong here.
LibTard"Never any charges against Hillary? Charges against Smollett dropped, Lois? I'm starting to think 'white privilege' is a myth while 'liberal privilege' is a thing." - "Misdirection sells more papers."
Tommys_DadSee this? It's a tree.
flavio Drinks for everybody on Cambria!
flavio You're not gonna levitate are ya?
cambria36 go'on...sniff my feet.
flavio Stop squirming and hold still! Bolo ties are mandatory in the old west!
flavio Mind if we whittle on your property?
cambria36 Why, yes...I DO have two nipples for a dime.
ThumbnailCut! Lets do this scene again, but this time run real fast with scissors.
ThumbnailStop sticking your cockamamie in my cockaleekie.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.