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I think I got jipped on the dealer prep.
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Someone put hotdog water in my cologne.
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And this is why bookmobiles should not carry Fahrenheit 451.
Capped at Fri 11:22 AM.flavio   
Oh zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now so I can fly!
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I have a dream, to open the hottest spot north of Havana.
Capped at Fri 07:51 AM.Tommys_Dad
This one time at mime camp...
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Capped at Fri 05:30 AM.pekejebe
Mrs. Teal, send us 15 pounds, by return of post please, and your husband Trevor, and your lovely children Diane, Janice, and Juliet, need never know the name... of your LOVER IN BOLTON!
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Capped at Fri 05:25 AM.HtomSirveaux
This is Mr.Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr. Nesbitt would you stand up please? Mr. Nesbitt has learned the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
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Capped at Fri 05:20 AM.HtomSirveaux
In this picture we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs.Smegma will you stand up please?
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Capped at Fri 05:02 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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Capped at Fri 04:59 AM.Tommys_Dad
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him new tricks... no, that's not right...
Capped at Fri 04:57 AM.Tommys_Dad
And with that, Mistress Tsunade revolutionized the tattoo industry.
Capped at Fri 04:49 AM.Tommys_Dad
Eight PM Saturday night, it was raining in Los Angeles, Frank and I were working second shift Riverdance out of Central...
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Capped at Thu 09:55 PM.flavio   
Oh good, the hot dog water is still fresh!
Capped at Thu 09:53 PM.flavio   
But Karlheinz, you should know - Girls don't make passes at men who wear glasses
Capped at Thu 09:52 PM.flavio   
Show me a man with curls and I'll show you a man with girls
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I learned to spell from a French guy who thought in German.
Capped at Thu 06:50 PM.Thumbnail
What you need is my 30 day workout plan for a happier, healthier you. And I will through in the leotards for free.
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