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Capped at Thu 09:55 PM.flavio   
Oh good, the hot dog water is still fresh!
Capped at Thu 09:53 PM.flavio   
But Karlheinz, you should know - Girls don't make passes at men who wear glasses
Capped at Thu 09:52 PM.flavio   
Show me a man with curls and I'll show you a man with girls
Capped at Thu 06:53 PM.Thumbnail
I learned to spell from a French guy who thought in German.
Capped at Thu 06:50 PM.Thumbnail
What you need is my 30 day workout plan for a happier, healthier you. And I will through in the leotards for free.
Capped at Thu 06:44 PM.Thumbnail
Unsupervised baby, about these antiques... uh huh, break them and blame my brother, got it, thanks.
Capped at Thu 06:41 PM.Thumbnail
You disturb me deeply and yet, somehow, I find you strangely erotic.
Capped at Thu 06:38 PM.Thumbnail
Why, oh why, cant I remember how many fingers I have?
Capped at Thu 05:55 PM.LibTard
OLD MAN as g'ment executive, gaffer in chief & hair transplant guinea pig. Will continue Obama's mission so must secretly take corp donations & direction. Must speak language of racial division.
Capped at Thu 05:40 PM.LibTard
oO(Says here Biden's running for POTUS. I wonder if he'll plagiarize another platform or be investigated for flying his son overseas aboard AirForce2 for business trips?) #MakeAmericaHateItselfAgain
Capped at Thu 03:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Wanna hit offa this Mrs Cleaver?"
Capped at Thu 02:54 PM.Tommys_Dad
Bored with the look of the family room, Wanda decided to rearrange the substandard split screen technology.
Capped at Thu 02:49 PM.Tommys_Dad
*Sigh* oO(Leftover haggis again tonight. Oh well, at least I haven't had to do any grocery shopping for five months.)
Capped at Thu 02:45 PM.Tommys_Dad
Gerson, dude, somebody stole all your screengrabs and replaced them with exact replicas.
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Capped at Thu 02:43 PM.amjoan
My mother always told me not to discuss religion or politics.
Capped at Thu 01:54 PM.Thumbnail
No, you may not substitute French fries with pasta salad.
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Capped at Thu 01:51 PM.Thumbnail
Ask the spirits if I should buy a beach house on the Jersey shore.
Capped at Thu 01:47 PM.Thumbnail
Maybe I should not have taken that industrial arts class.
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