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Last caption at 10:19 PM / The current time is 10:49 PM
Capped at Mon 10:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
Flubbed his line again. Good, more food and wine for us.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 06:18 PM.Thumbnail
I hope those two keep flubbing their lines, more food and wine for us.
Capped at Mon 03:11 PM.Tommys_Dad
She shoots, she SCORES! She RIPS HER SHIRT OFF!...? Well, never hurts to ask.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 03:10 PM.Tommys_Dad
That awkward moment when you show up at work on Monday morning and realize you forgot pants.
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Capped at Mon 03:08 PM.amjoan
We repeat: There once was a LibTard, a troll. Whose political captions were droll. Until one day. The site, they did say. To ignore him and shun him, poor soul (starting now).
Capped at Mon 02:36 PM.Thumbnail
Just here to read your meter.
Capped at Mon 02:33 PM.Thumbnail
He shoots, he scores!
Capped at Mon 02:31 PM.Thumbnail
Harvey Wallbanger III
Capped at Mon 02:10 PM.flavio   
That's your third Harvey Wallbanger!
Capped at Mon 02:10 PM.flavio   
Since when is Tonsil Hockey allowed on this website?
1 vote
Capped at Mon 06:08 AM.pekejebe
Pekejebe and Tommys_Dad on their honeymoon.
Capped at Mon 05:59 AM.pekejebe
I tried to end hotaling, but I was talked out of it by the entire caption site.
Capped at Mon 05:07 AM.Tommys_Dad
Here Frank, lemme tighten those neck bolts for ya.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 05:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
END HOTALING?? What were you thinking?
Capped at Mon 04:57 AM.pekejebe
Wait, this bottle has a dragon on it. Hey, get me a flagon.
Capped at Mon 04:56 AM.Tommys_Dad
Yes, I know I'm beautiful, but you're not.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 04:54 AM.Tommys_Dad
I ain't signin' this prenup until it allows for a gladiator/pool boy.
Capped at Mon 04:53 AM.flavio   
Who wants a taste of my 89 pound fury?
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