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Last caption at 01:17 PM / The current time is 01:44 PM
Capped at Fri 01:17 PM.Thumbnail
Buy my drapes or it will be curtains for all of you.
Capped at Fri 10:01 AM.Thumbnail
Ben, you better write a good review of my sheriffing, or I will arrest Hoss for hiding stolen M&Ms under his giant citrus juicer of a hat.
Capped at Fri 05:56 AM.pekejebe
Quite frankly old man, I took the green M&Ms from Van Halen's dressing room and I would do it again.
Capped at Fri 05:28 AM.pekejebe
Okay, who turned out the sun?
Capped at Fri 05:28 AM.pekejebe
You know old man. You just go on and on and on about nothing. Kind of reminds me of a political capper.
Capped at Fri 04:08 AM.flavio   
Roger wants to borrow your lemon zester
Capped at Fri 04:05 AM.flavio   
Ladies and Gentlemen, Van Halen will not be performing tonight. There we're no green M & Ms in the dressing room
Capped at Fri 02:42 AM.Tommys_Dad
Wanna see my BIG TREE?
Capped at Fri 02:36 AM.Tommys_Dad
In Italy, they'd call it the Biga... no, wait...
Capped at Fri 02:31 AM.Tommys_Dad
Maybe it's the black panties.
Capped at Fri 02:18 AM.Nurse_Noir
With this batch-shot goes the last lingering shred of my heterosexuality. I'll never be the same...
Capped at Fri 02:10 AM.Tommys_Dad
I hate it when that happens.
Capped at Fri 01:13 AM.Tommys_Dad
Robot porn anyone?
Capped at Thu 11:55 PM.flavio   
I'm giving this boxcar a horrible rating on Yelp
Capped at Thu 11:20 PM.flavio   
The name's Tom. Full name P. Ping Tom
Capped at Thu 11:15 PM.pekejebe
Hello unsupervised baby.
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Capped at Thu 10:27 PM.pekejebe
Capped at Thu 10:17 PM.pekejebe
Don't tell Tommys_Dad that they want to end Hotaling
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.