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Capped at Mon 04:23 AM.flavio   
You can pick a fight in 3 seconds on Face Book and you choose to troll a caption site to sew discord? You are the Barney Fife of Russian trolls.
Capped at Mon 03:21 AM.flavio   
Goiter patrol!
Capped at Mon 03:20 AM.flavio   
Got time for a quick game of Duck, Duck, Goose?
Capped at Mon 02:31 AM.Tommys_Dad
It's a place to tie up your Hickory Dickory.
Capped at Mon 02:26 AM.Tommys_Dad
I will not nuke New Jersey. I will not nuke New Jersey. I will not nuke New Jersey...
1 vote
Capped at Mon 02:25 AM.amjoan
Sniff, I hate the smell of political cappers in the morning. Oh no, there's the stench right now.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 02:24 AM.Tommys_Dad
*Sniff* Ahhh, I love the smell of Baby Ruth in the morning.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 01:24 AM.Tommys_Dad
Welp, so much for Tsunade, Nurse Noir and McFrzenzy.
Capped at Mon 12:36 AM.LibTard
"And in other news, the Red Communist Chinese say they were infected w/ COVID19 by the USArmy...finally catching up with 80s contrarians blaming Reagan for AIDS and crack cocaine."
Capped at Mon 12:27 AM.LibTard
"Why is our thumbnail all black?" - "Dunno. You hit it with a hammer?"
Capped at Sun 11:33 PM.Tommys_Dad
"You better not be peein' in the sink."
Capped at Sun 10:04 PM.Thumbnail
I know you said pinochle, but I'm gonna slap you anyway.
Capped at Sun 09:08 PM.Thumbnail
Rodan or Gyaos? I'll call Mothra, she will know.
Capped at Sun 08:59 PM.pekejebe
Sorry, I must stand up. It's so hot in here that my pants are chafing.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 08:19 PM.pekejebe
Hey Mary, throw me that Baby Ruth. There's a horde of people coming and I want the pool to myself.
Capped at Sun 08:10 PM.pekejebe
Hey Jack, what's this about? It says that Jill is suing you. When you were carrying a pail of water, you fell down and pulled her down and she went tumbling after.
Capped at Sun 03:06 PM.flavio   
What in the world is a Hickory Dickory Dock?
Capped at Sun 03:03 PM.flavio   
You can't bring a Shetland Pony into my court!
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.