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Last caption at 08:11 PM / The current time is 08:57 PM
Capped at Thu 08:11 PM.LibTard
"We're voting Biden because of Trump's personality & public schools barely teach Constitutional civics anymore." (From 'United Apes of Amerika.' Go ahead & blow up the Statue of Liberty now then.)
Capped at Thu 06:23 PM.LibTard
"The American people do not deserve to know Joe Hidin', um, I mean, Joe Biden's policies ahead of the election. If Clinton & Obama are any indication, they'll just change anyway." #VoteNowToFindOut
Capped at Thu 06:02 PM.LibTard
[Then:] Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. [Now:] Freedom of captioning is limited to those with a caption website. Those disagreeing with the 'tolerant' Left shall be banned.
Capped at Thu 05:27 PM.LibTard
Head on over to YouPorn to see Jeffery's Toob-In frame. "How could this happen? I muted my Zoom session!"
Capped at Thu 04:36 PM.LibTard
[How news works now:] "Can you believe Judge Barrett is so poor a SCOTUS candidate that Republican Senators voted her out of committee this morning? - "What blatant, evil sexists!" #WaaayOutOfContext
Capped at Thu 04:05 PM.LibTard
"I love the smell of AWOL Democrat Senators in the morning." #GoJusticeAmy
Capped at Thu 04:01 PM.Thumbnail
I got a DeSoto, now we can explore Central America anytime we want.
Capped at Thu 03:58 PM.Thumbnail
Oh shoot, London has the changing of the guard, not Paris, better hurry.
Capped at Thu 03:55 PM.Thumbnail
Damn, spilled my popcorn and orange soda.
Capped at Thu 03:53 PM.Thumbnail
I love the smell of 30 unwashed Herberts in the morning.
Capped at Thu 03:41 PM.LibTard
"I'm voting Biden because Trump is a divisive figure." - "Funny how that happens when the press reports Russian collusion for 3 years w/o evidence while covering up Biden's treasonous deals w/ same."
Capped at Thu 02:49 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Vicent Price stars in 'The Last DeSoto On Earth.'
Capped at Thu 02:40 AM.pekejebe
30 Herberts agree that flavio wins the award for best captions of the night.
Capped at Thu 02:36 AM.pekejebe
flavio - good one
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Capped at Thu 01:01 AM.flavio   
Yeah you're right. That would be scary
4 votes
Capped at Thu 01:00 AM.flavio   
Whatever you do, don't go out to practically any other website. They might argue with you
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Capped at Thu 12:59 AM.flavio   
Hey, I've got a lot of political opinions that I want to get out. What's a good website to do that? Oh I know the perfect site. A humorous caption site where they don't give a fuck what you think.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.