Finally, Inventing Situations has freed the common capper from the twin drudgeries of matching your caption to the grab and actually writing a caption! Just click the magic button – – and the Autocappomatic 4500 will not only write a caption for you, but it will pick an image to go with it; in that order. The cappomatic’s no prima donna either, it shares credit with you by just using your handle its logo right next to it. So, thank the Autocappomatic 4500 for this new progress and thank Competition too, because it was only by shamelessly following the competition that I realized just how much demand there was for this sort of thing.

(Note 12/16: The cappomatic won’t work unless you’ve made a cap that saved your handle lately – that is, you need to cap with cookies enabled first. So there.)

Of course, the Autocappomatic can use your help, so if you have some captions that just need NOUNs, VERBs, PLURALNOUNs, GERUNDs, CELEBRIRTYNAMEs or the like added, suggest them, and the cappomatic might use them.

After a couple of trial runs, Tuesdays from Noon to Midnight (eastern) is now the official premiere time for new grabs at IS. This includes feature films and the like making their first showing on IS and new grabs for old shorts. I can’t guarantee it’ll be 12 hours of new material, but I will aim for ‘fan favorites’ for any old material showing up during that block.

As always, the schedule will get updated at the last minute, and the shorts won’t get pre-announced.

I’d just like to point out that as long as you’re not afraid of somebody stealing your holiday handle, you don’t have to register it. All of the other advantages of being logged in – voting for your favorites, editing your captions, and now getting a link to your wiki profile – are all still available when you’re logged in as yourself but capping with a different handle.

To get the profile link all the time, you need to go to your sector7g-zz9 profile page and select “always” for ‘Display a link to my capper wiki profile”, otherwise I’ll go on assuming you’ve changed handles for anonymity, since I can’t read your minds (yet).  The “when posting with my handle” choice may be a little cryptic, but it just assumes that when you cap with a handle other than the one you’re logged in under, you want to be anonymous. I may be a little crazy for trying to build a system that supports logging in with anonymity, but both bogus handles and insanity are capper traditions, no?

Just a small program note, in a shameless attempt to cash in on Hollywood’s endless creativity, we’ll be running grabs from Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth to celebrate the release of yet another movie based on the same material. Saturday night, December 15th, 7:30 PM eastern. Same Bat-Station. Join us, won’t you?

Since we’re busy preparing our own homage to the classic mst3k Turkey marathons, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that some of the special commercial bumpers from those very marathons will be showing in the videos section at the official site starting Monday 11/19 (until ?) along with (we think) a new Thanksgiving bit with those animated bot-like objects. Word on the street is that those cartoons should start showing improvement any episode now.