It all started when we decided we needed some R & R.

We didn't have dinghies, so we walked to shore.

Upon reaching the harbor, we headed straight to the liquor store to warm up.

Hopping from bar to bar, we took advantage of happy hour to fill up.

Topped it all with desert. Or was it sex?e

The street hawker didn't like how we made fun of his dress.

But true to his word, he found us dates for th evening.

Hoo boy, they were expensive.

We paid a visit to the local cyclotron to observe fundamental particles. You meson with me?

When the money ran out, the girls chased us back to our ship.

The Captain wasn't happy with us, but we decided it was worth it.