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Capped at Wed 01:13 PM.CK
It is time to clean out the Static Magnetic Field Generator. Did you bring the 409?
Capped at Wed 04:38 AM.thefifthbot   
Early Amtrak restrooms were primitive, to say the least.
Capped at Wed 04:35 AM.thefifthbot   
Thankfully the Beatles' attempt at a new look was quickly forgotten.
Capped at Wed 04:34 AM.thefifthbot   
Please. You can't take this train to Hawaii. You'll drown...or at least take a very very long time to get there.
Capped at Wed 04:33 AM.thefifthbot   
Oh and what a dark, complicated and humiliating arrangement it was.
Capped at Tue 11:19 PM.DL
Excuse me miss, but I'll have the LibTard Special?
Capped at Tue 11:05 PM.flavio   
Excuse me miss but my gumbo needs . . . . seasoning
Capped at Tue 11:04 PM.flavio   
How Millie Helper occupied her afternoons
Capped at Tue 11:02 PM.flavio   
Rita was a pro at demurring
Capped at Tue 11:00 PM.flavio   
Yep looks like it's gonna be an Aviance night
Capped at Tue 10:59 PM.flavio   
Show me your shuffle ball change
Capped at Tue 10:58 PM.flavio   
Evil spirit come out!
Capped at Tue 10:25 PM.LibTard
Welcome to the Court of Social Media. We blast through the docket daily on account that we only engage the prosecution; no witnesses, no cross-examination and no defense. Trump is EVIL! #EndOfStory
Capped at Tue 06:45 PM.CK
My god, man, do the words LIVE FERRETS mean nothing to you?! Agh, my spleen!!
Capped at Tue 03:40 PM.CK
Doc says I gotta take two of these a day until the feeling goes away. I am hooked.
Capped at Tue 03:38 PM.CK
The inspiration for Hooked On A Feeling. No lie.
Capped at Tue 09:55 AM.CK
Forget Best Buy, this place has affordable knockoffs and gluten free fudge!
Capped at Tue 09:52 AM.CK
Must get to better contrast. Not to blind audience. Must get back to Jamaica.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.